Quirrels pov
"hedy tiso do you want to play gtennis" quirrel asks tiso
"sure" tiso replies
---TIMESKIP---
Quirrel and Tiso are playing tennis :)
"wow good tennis arm there tiso :)" Quirrel says
"thanks"
wow whoops!! tiso dropped his tennis racket,,,
haha what an idiot
(authors note: wow that's rude he's not an idiot)
but before he can pick it up quirrel picks it up first!! wow how epic ;;;))
"thanks" tiso says beacuse he's nice
--timeskip--
tehey are taking a break
Quirrel hands Tiso half of his kit kat
"wow thanks ;;;)) no homo" tiso says
"haha no hetro" quirrel replies
"wait wh-"
oh no!!! oh no!!! he got hit in the back of the head with a tennis ball!! oh god!!
but whom did it?? .....
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Authors note:
sorry lemme just post the entirety of the lyrics to catabolic seed by the scary jokes
oh what's a devil to do
when those old delusions so tried and true
don't come through like they used to?ugh all my money's run out
i blew it all on a cumulus cloud
that dissipated so fast, seems the good times never lastand i always fall flat on my back, like an upside-down cat
but is bad luck really such a crime?
if you won't be my valentine,
could you at least give me a little bit of sympathy?oh i made a silly mistake (what'd you do?)
i've given up more than i can take (uh oh!)
and left hollows in my wakemy structure's compromised
but you still batter at all my fault lines
i can't run, i can't hide, but you can't say i didn't tryto retreat back into me like a catabolic seed
i want to destroy everything that's mine!
if you won't be my valentine,
could you at least give me a little bit of sympathy?i don't care if i'm losing myself in the garden of earthly delights
i could drop dead right where i stand, i wouldn't mind
thanks back to our regularly scheduled tv show
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Waluigi's pov
"WAHH!!!!!" WALUIGI SCREAMS
"owch :(" the stranger he hit in the back of the head with a tennis ball says
"wow that's really rude of you we were sharing a really personal moment and you hit him in the back of the head with a tennis ball >:(" the strangers friend says
"wah!! I do not care!!! wah!!"" waluigi shouts "I have no care for you mortals!"
"wow how dare you call me a mortal" the stranger who got hi with the tennis ball says
"wah!! it's what you are!!"
"hey," the strangers friend who y'klnow what I can just call him Quirrel says "you could have killed him you have to be more caref- wait he's already hopping ovver the fence"
Waluigi hops of the fence. "haha!! I hate everything! wah!! nobody loves me!!
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