Walnuts pov
hello I am walnut ;) welcome to my house. as you can see I've knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers.
I have many tetth.
as you can tell, I am a cat. possibly a furry. most likely a furry.
to quote myself
"I am biased. extremely biased. unreasonably biased"
I like making many inside jokes with my friends despite no one but my friends being able to understand them due to the surreal content of them.
like Seth Rogen matnis
what a cool mantis
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Authors note:
yeah I kinda messed up the like formatting of the catabolic seed lyrics a few chapters ago I hope you will accept my apology
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fun fact:
cats do not wear shoes because they are heathens
you cannot trust them. they are dirty. they will destry
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JE LEEST
Waluigi: The story behind him
OverigDo you want to know of the crimes Waluigi has committed? Well, this book showcases them. All of them. Just for you.