Authors note: Am I possessed because I keep writing chapters with absolutely no point
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"ok wario defend waluigi or whatever I dunno how court works" marigold starsts
"well you see,,, waluigi is insanely attractive. he is so smart and handsome and he is single. He only eve r commited crimes because I wario never recognised him in life and that made him lonely and sad. arrest me if your gonna arrest anyone."
"yeah ok but that doesn't change the fact he kinda killed a man" sheo replies
"yeah you kinda murdered my boyfriend,," quirrel says,,, "he litterally actually died in my arms"
"well sorry but did you help waluigi when he was sad or loneyl" wairo replied
"I DIDN'T KNOW HIM UNTIL HE FIRSST TRIED TO MURDER MY BOFYRIEND" QUirrel replied
"yeah says acorn"
"well I'm sorrY!!"
"what the hell is apologising gonna do? ressurect him???" Marigold asks but already knows the answer
"...." says awluigi
walnut approaches Waluigi, crying. "How does it feel to take away my loved ones? My friends? My friend's future BOYFRIEDN??"
"Waluigi" waluigi says
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!" Walnut cries, lunging at Waluigi before being pulled back by Acorn.
"Walnut do not do anything rash :(" Acorn says also crying.
"Walnut, Quirrel and Acorn, state your case,," marigold says
"well uh HE BROKE ALL THE TENNIS RULES!!!" Walnut yells
"yeah!!!" acorn replies
"He killed Tiso, breaking the two murder rules!" Walnut yells even louder
"YEAH!!!"
"AND HE WASN'T WEARING 𝓬𝓻𝓸𝓬𝓼 !!!!!!!!" Quirrel yells also
"Y̳E̳A̳H̳!̳!̳!̳!̳!̳!̳!̳!̳!̳!̳!̳!̳!̳!̳!̳!̳!̳!̳!̳!̳!̳"
"AND... ok well we don't have evidence of him breaking the :) face rule but I think he did it and so did everyone else here so I mean"
"Yyeah."
Sheo says: "yeah ok I think we have all we need to know"
" i am going to do my verdict." marigold says
WARIO JUMPS UP ON THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"HA!! HA!! HA!!!" HE CRIES
"get off the table" marigold says
"ok fine" he says getting off the table"
"well I think waluigi should be punished for his crimes of murdering tiso"
"well,," marigold says "I think he is innocent"
"WHAT" everyone says
"haha just kidding he should go to prison. lol waluigi go to prison"
"well uh yeah good" quirrel says.
"waluigi you are going to prison for forever"
"aw dam" waluigi says
"well that's nice but my boyfriend is forever dead :(" Quirrel says
"OR IS HE/?!?!??!?!?!?!?" SAYS A VOICE!!!
WHO IS IT???
everyone turns to look at the voice.
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authors note:
OH MY GOD ITS
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Waluigi: The story behind him
RandomDo you want to know of the crimes Waluigi has committed? Well, this book showcases them. All of them. Just for you.
