Waluigi's pov
I, wah, run through the streets. Wah!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I JUST KILLED A MAN! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I am so talented. I am so attractive. wah wah wah.
I gotta, wah, find a place to lay, wah, low.
I, wah, crawl into the wah garage. wahhhhh.wa.hh..h.h.h.
SOMEBODY'S WAH COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You war broke into my house again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He sas!!!
"YOU KNOW MY WAH NAM,E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHH!!!! HOW DARE YOU!" I WAH SAY!!! I AM SO ANGRY!!! MY WAH OWN BROTHER DOESN'T WAH KNOW WHO I AM???? WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"I'm calling the police, brother!!! This is not ok!!!!! I am so angry!!!" Wario pulls out his WAH PHONE!!!
"DON'T DO THIS!!! WAHHHh1!!! I CAN DESTROY YOU!!! WAHHHHh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"hello this is the police"
"h!!ey!!! I'm going to report a break in!!! Waluigi from super mario is in my house!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH"
"Where are you?" the person in the phone asks
"I'm at-"
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I SCREAM!!!
"Sorry you got cut off by the scream pelase repeat yourself" the person phone asks
"I'm at my house"
"oh ok sorry"
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
and the police came!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Waluigi: The story behind him
RandomDo you want to know of the crimes Waluigi has committed? Well, this book showcases them. All of them. Just for you.
