Quirrel's Pov
"ok so now that we all know the rules of tennis we can play" Quirrel says
Walnut passes out due to staying up to 13am last night
"aw damn" says tiso "I guess we'll have to team up on you, Acorn"
"no it's ok :( I will sit out :(" acron replies
"oh ok I guess" Tiso
Quirrel looks deep into Tiso's eyes "well tiso ;) it's just you and me now. show me those 𝓬𝓻𝓸𝓬𝓼"
"*fear*"
";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;))))"
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Waluigi's POV
Waluigi stalked through the undergrowth, waiting for his next victim. he stared at tiso through the fence. "ah yes, a fresh victim."
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Quirrel's pov
Quirrel and Tiso are having a fun time playing tennis! Tiso hit the ball into the fence.
"whoops sorry" tiso says
"It's ok at least your 𝓬𝓻𝓸𝓬𝓼 look hot"
"ok....?"
As they both reach for the tennis ball their hands brush
"oh" tiso says
"haha I'll get that for you"
but suddenly!!! it disappeared!!
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Waluigi's pov
Wah!!! I, waluigi, YOink the tennis ball wah throught the wah fence.
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"uhhh whoops??? sorry????" Quirrel says
"It's fine I will get a new tennis ball" tiso replies
Tiso walks over to the ball storage unit and his 𝓬𝓻𝓸𝓬𝓼 squeak very loudly.
but subenedebbly
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Wlauigis pov
WALUIGI HITS THE WAH BALL!! OH MY GOD!!! WAHhHhh!h!h!h!h!h!hh!!h
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Quirrel's pov
"Tiso oh my god watch out for the tennis ball" he yells
Acorn says: "walnut holy hell I cannot watch"
Walnut, relies in her sleep: "sorry I am sleep"
and.... it hits him!!! in the back of the head!!!
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Tiso's pov
OW
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Authors note: ok I think it's finally time.... I'm going to write my wrongs and fix my mistakes
oh what's a devil to do
when those old delusions so tried and true
don't come through like they used to?
ugh all my money's run out
i blew it all on a cumulus cloud
that dissipated so fast, seems the good times never last
and i always fall flat on my back, like an upside-down cat
but is bad luck really such a crime?
if you won't be my valentine,
could you at least give me a little bit of sympathy?
oh i made a silly mistake (what'd you do?)
i've given up more than i can take (uh oh!)
and left hollows in my wake
(I'm safe, I'm whole, I've got it under control)
my structure's compromised
(I'm safe, I'm whole, I've got it under control)
but you still batter at all my fault lines
(And I will protect you even if you won't protect me too)
i can't run, i can't hide, but you can't say i didn't try
to retreat back into me like a catabolic seed
i want to destroy everything that's mine!
if you won't be my valentine,
could you at least give me a little bit of sympathy?
i don't care if i'm losing myself in the garden of earthly delights
i could drop dead right where i stand, i wouldn't mind
ok.... I think I did it.... thank you....
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Walnut's pov
Walnut wakes up!!
"OH MY GOD HE JUST BROKE ALL 5 TENNIS RULES!!!" SHE YELLS. "NO 𝓬𝓻𝓸𝓬𝓼, BREAKING THE DOUBLE MURDER RULE, HE DID NOT PLAY TENNIS AND HE DID A >:D FACE INSTEAD OF A :) FACE!!!"
"We have to catch this criminal for his crimes" acorn replies.
"yes."
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Quirrel's Pov
Quirrel holds Tiso in his arms
"tiso,,,, stay alive,,,, please,,, we never got to be gay together,,, please do not die,,,,, please,,,,"
"quirel,,,, I cannot live,,, the tennis,, ball,, it,, hurts"
"please I can give you so much please do not die I will litter ally give you my liver"
"no,,, " tiso replies "keep your liver"
"tiso!!!!!"
"my final words,,," tiso says in his final words,,, "gay rights"
and then he died!!!!!
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Waluigi: The story behind him
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