Wahluigis prespective
hello I am wahhhhh luigi
my, wah, age? imortal (but i,wah, am currently 3wah6)
my, wah, height? 7'1"
my, wah, birthday? the begining of time.
I am a, wah, tall male with, wah, dark brown hair and, wah, a long pointy wahstache.
I am, wah, very purple :) I am wahring overallss
I have a wah, pink nose?
am I attractive? ;;;;;0)))))))))
I, wah, stumble into the kictchen, wah, and there he is, WAH!!!! WAH!!! WAH!!! WARIO!! STUPID!!! WAH!!! I HATE HIM!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
"Wow war war war it's the tall man that breaks itno my house war" said warrior!!!!
"I AM YOUR WAH BROTHER, WAHRIO!!!!" I scream!! I smash a wah glass!! "you wah never supported me in my wah career to wah become a wahtist!!!"
"ur art is horrible warwarwarawr" wario replies
"WOW THAT IS WAH SO RUDE WAH!!! I AM WAH GOING TO CRY WAH!!!!" I cry as I wah storm off, wah
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Authors note:
hey remember how last chapter I posted the entire of catabolic seed
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