The Wrong Number

27

6:23 pm, Ally: do you want to talk about it?

6:28 pm, Ruhan: Oh my god it was bad.

6:30 pm, Ally: I know. I saw.

6:30 pm, Ruhan: then you know how I 'fell' into the disposal bin.

6:31 pm, Ally: Oh yes, I saw you trying to brush pieces of bhel puri off your hair.

6:32 pm, Ruhan: I just wanted to talk to her. How was I to know that the guy I accidentally spilled my drink on was a foreign exchange student from Canada? And that he was a hockey player??

6:32 pm, Ally: one would think the tree trunks he calls arms would've been a good enough tip. Also the fact that he was the only WHITE GUY IN OUR GRADE

6:32 pm, Ruhan: Great, she must think I'm an idiot.

6:24 pm, Ally: not so sure about that.

6:25 pm, Ruhan: Stalker, I saw her laughing.

6:25 pm, Ally: maybe she was laughing at how comically adorable you are.

6:25 pm, Ruhan: If only she were more like you, Stalker.
6:26 pm, Ruhan: Actually, she already is a lot like you.

6:26 pm, Ally: oh really? How so?

6:26 pm, Ruhan: for starters, both of you are girls.

6:26 pm, Ally: hmmm u sure about that buddy?

6:27 pm, Ruhan: WHAT
6:27 pm, Ruhan: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
6:28 pm, Ruhan: IF YOU ARE A GUY I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU

6:29 pm, Ally: hahahahahahahahahahaha I'm a girl, I'm just messing with you.

6:30 pm, Ruhan: yeah well it worked. And now I have trust issues. :(

6:31 pm, Ally: jeez drama queen do you want proof?

6:34 pm, Ruhan: you know, a picture wouldn't be all that bad...

6:35 pm, Ally:*image*

6:37 pm, Ruhan: nice. Real mature.

6:37 pm, Ally:What? Not used to being flipped off?

6:38 pm, Ruhan: shut up.

6:38 pm, Ally: make me

6:40 pm, Ruhan: that's pretty high on the list of things that increase the sexual tension in any situation, okay.

6:41 pm, Ally: control those urges

6:41 pm, Ruhan: you already know i really want to meet you. WHY MUST YOU TAUNT ME SO

6:43 pm, Ally: because I can

6:43 pm, Ruhan: you are a bad person

6:44 pm, Ally: XD

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