9:34 pm, Ruhan: Oh my GOD
9:34 pm, Ruhan:SlayzerLayzer is AWESOME I HAVE NEVER LOVED LASERTAG THIS MUCH
9:34 pm, Ally:k
9:35 pm, Ruhan:do not shit on my happiness like that, woman.
9:35 pm, Ally:I've never been there. In fact, I've never been lasertagging EVER
9:35 pm, Ruhan:wot
9:35 pm, Ruhan: Dude oh my god
9:35 pm, Ruhan: this is unacceptable
9:35 pm, Ruhan: DISHONOUR
9:36 pm, Ruhan: DISHONOUR ON YOU
9:36 pm, Ruhan: DISHONOUR ON YOUR FAMILY
9:36 pm, Ruhan: DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW
9:36 pm, Ally:Stop insulting me with Disney quotes. It's not THAT big a deal calm thy chicken filet
9:36 pm, Ruhan: well it iS TO ME OKAY
9:36 pm, Ruhan:I can take you if you want
9:37 pm, Ally: I'll pass k
9:37 pm, Ruhan: no this is the part where you thank me for being a good friend and a generous young soul
9:37 pm, Ally:whoops sorry, I guess I must have misplaced my script how silly of me
9:37 pm, Ruhan: hardee har har NOT. I will take you laser tagging. It will be awesome and epic and you will fall in lurve with me
9:38 pm, Ally:oh god no not the clichés again
9:38 pm, Ruhan:it is a cliché because it is TRUE, you uncultured egg.
9:38 pm,Ruhan: I promise we'll go okay?
9:40 pm, Ally:ya ok sure
9:40 pm, Ruhan: I'm serious. Ruhan Das sticks to his promises. I hope you are writing this down.
9:40 pm, Ally: And I hope you know you sound like an idiot when you refer to yourself in third person.
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