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stanlonbrough

✾ mike had a huge crush on stanley but then he got a huge crush on bill as well and he was so conflicted :(

✾ he decided to talk to bev about it and she accepted him

✾ mike made a plan to tell them after a hangout at the quarry

✾ he was very awkward and felt super embarrassed, but by some miracle, bill and stan were totally into it

✾ they all decided to be together after stan and bill admitted that they liked each other AND mike

✾ thinking about this ship makes me want to cry happy tears

✾ they were all terrified of what their friends would think of them

✾ richie found out next when bill accidentally mentioned it in a normal conversation and mike and stan face-palmed

✾ richie couldn't help himself and told ben and eddie

✾ when they get older, stan goes to work as an accountant, mike cleans the house and manages their farm, and bill is a famous author and cooks their dinner

✾ they make cookies together (faster than average obviously)

✾ bill sleeps in between his mike and stan cause that's cute

✾ when they're older, they decide to have a small and unofficial wedding ceremony (richie was the priest - he was certified online)

✾ eddie is the flower-boy (:

✾ they own three pet birds that hold similar personalities to each of them

✾ they do jigsaw puzzles together

✾ they all share clothes

✾ stan goes golfing on weekends when he's stressed so he doesn't take it out on mike and bill

✾ nobody discriminated against them because honestly? mike is RIPPED and even though he's wholesome he'll CUT A BITCH (he literally pushed bowers into a well with no hesitation - don't argue with me)

✾ bill tries not to talk about his relationship online but he did write a story featuring a three-way relationship

✾ they have a sheep named 'dolly' that they rescued from getting killed for meat

✾ bill and stan become vegans (vteam 👀) because mike is one too

✾ bill paints portraits of them all

✾ they are very happy together and the other losers are very supportive