✿ this headcanon's been used a lot before but imma make my own version cause i'm a queen ☺️
ben
✿ okay so obviously after becoming athletic and losing a lot of weight, it's no surprise that ben becomes the p.e. teacher for the elementary school
✿ he's literally so good with kids and it makes me uwu
✿ he's in love with the art teacher, miss marsh
✿ the kids call him ben cause they're not afraid of him 😔
✿ sometimes, miss marsh makes an appearance during whatever sport/game ben is teaching the kids and does demonstrations with him
✿ in the staff room, he shares his lunches with bev like a little kid 🥺
✿ although most people see him as the dopey gym teacher, he actually really enjoys poetry and reading
✿ he had to help a kid with a broken arm to nurse kaspbrak
✿ he tries to be the fun teacher all the time but he's actually the hot awkward teacher ☺️
✿ the kids' mothers secretly call ben mr handsome
eddie
✿ being completely terrified of people with extreme illnesses, eddie still wants a medical job that maybe isn't as serious
✿ so he becomes a school nurse!
✿ he divorced his wife myra and now he's finally happy!
✿ one day mr hanscom brought a kid with a broken arm to him to wait for his parents to take him to the hospital
✿ "i broke my arm when i was younger and now i'm so much stronger!"
✿ he gives kids lollipops to make them feel better
✿ some teacher called mr tozier always visits the nurse's office because he 'has a headache'
✿ "hey, dr. k!" "i'm not a doctor, i'm a nurse!"
✿ he's had to epi pen exactly 5 people in school including mr tozier
✿ he always visits mr tozier's class to deliver medical essentials but he really just wants to see him
stan
✿ he hated being an accountant, so instead, he became the mathematics teacher!