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bill
♫ he is the lead singer and guitarist!
♫ he is one of the most hesitant to be in the band
♫ he's worried that he will stutter while singing
♫ but when he gets out on that stage, he sings like an angel
♫ whenever he gets nervous onstage, he quickly looks at mike and feels a lot better
♫ he's only been playing the guitar for a few years but he's really good
♫ btw, he's sort of an emo but tries to hide it onstage
♫ "guys, we should play some my chemical romance!" "shut yo emo ass up bill"
beverly
♫ she is the bassist and backup singer!
♫ she's actually the one who suggests starting a band
♫ she originally wanted to be the pianist but she enjoys playing bass more
♫ she actually (with the help of patty) makes band t-shirts and merch
♫ she writes music with ben sometimes
♫ every time they have a show, she does really obscure makeup and puts glitter on her face 🥺
♫ her and richie always hide bill's guitar picks during practices to annoy him lmao
♫ "no, bill. i have absolutely NO idea where your guitar picks are"
eddie
♫ he is the drummer!
♫ he had so much pent up aggression and angst so bill suggested that he should try drumming
♫ eddie literally is the loudest and angriest, tiniest drummer ever
♫ he keeps his drums in his room and bashes them extra loud to annoy his mom
♫ when he joins the band, he starts painting his nails black and wearing black t-shirts and shorts ☺️
♫ he becomes more and more feral every time he performs on drums
♫ sometimes when he's practicing at home and gets really into it, he just screams out his bad energy 😶
♫ he can play the pornhub intro
ben
♫ he is the songwriter and composer!
♫ he is too nervous to be on stage so he uses his poetry skills instead
♫ "maybe you can play the song i wrote about beverly! 'she's hot and she's on fire!'"
♫ he loves writing songs about beverly but he also loves writing about loss or family
♫ the losers regularly practice in his garage
♫ he keeps a lot of his sheet music in the clubhouse
♫ one time, richie found one of his songs and recited it like Shakespeare (it was actually quite good)
♫ whenever eddie can't perform, ben plays for him (eddie taught him)
mike
♫ he is the pianist and backup singer!
♫ all the losers are aware of his buttery singing voice and stunning stage presence, so it's no surprise that he is assigned the role of being a backup singer and pianist
♫ sometimes, to annoy the losers during practice, he plays 'take on me' on the piano repeatedly
♫ literally every single guy and gal at their gigs falls in love with him (i don't blame them)
♫ after one year of being in the band together, mike makes everyone anniversary cards with friendship bracelets inside 🥺
♫ he's just so soft,,,, but he's also so tough,,, 😪
♫ he wears cool beanies onstage sometimes (just thought you should know)
♫ he also lets eddie paint his nails before gigs (he really loves them)
richie
♫ he is the lead guitarist!
♫ the losers are pleasantly surprised when they discover richie's secret guitar talent
♫ eddie's jaw literally DROPS the first time he sees richie play
♫ he started playing guitar after he watched school of rock for the first time 😪
♫ he almost quit the band cause an audience member heckled and called him harry potter
♫ as a side job, he decides to do stand-up comedy after the band gigs finished
♫ he's sort of like bo burnham style comedy
♫ just so you know, he definitely does weird guitar tricks onstage cause he's hyper
stan
♫ he is the band manager!
♫ he wants no part in playing in the band, so he sticks to what he does best: boring stuff! lmao
♫ he actually introduces the band every time they play though (cause that's how much he loves them)
♫ patty also sometimes helps with the stage lights and fog
