> eddie's the cutest lil vampire you ever did see
> he's definitely evil though
> he prefers to drink blood from bags rather than directly from people
> henry bowers made fun of richie's abnormally fast-growing werewolf hair
> so eddie decided to suck henry's blood
> he spat it out right after because he 'tastes even worse than he looks'
> richie carries the umbrella over their heads during the day
> during the full moon, they both go out and hunt
> they cuddle and sleep during the day and go on dates at night
> when richie is a werewolf, eddie plays fetch with him and records it lmao
> when they fight, richie jokingly threatens eddie with garlic
> "richie, seriously? let's just talk about this!"
> then eddie threatens richie with a silver bullet
> "eddie, i was kidding! where'd you even get that?"
> they're so chaotic
> richie growls at anyone who's mean to eddie
> honestly they are monster couple goals