𖣘 stanlon is in my top three ships from it 🥺
𖣘 they're just so cute and boring together!
𖣘 like stan loves birds, are you telling me that mike wouldn't love watching bird documentaries with him?
𖣘 and the puzzles!
𖣘 they do puzzles together FOR FUN (me too honestly)
𖣘 they go bird watching together as a couples' activity
𖣘 they go on double dates with the other losers
𖣘 they order plain mashed potatoes at restaurants ✊ that's how boring and cute they are together
𖣘 stan becomes a vegan/vegetarian because he cares about mike's values
𖣘 they watch antique tv shows together
𖣘 they go to auctions and buy expensive vases 😌
𖣘 they both listen to the beatles and slow dance
𖣘 mike is like stan's physical bodyguard
𖣘 but stan is mike's verbal bodyguard...
𖣘 like mike can beat a bitch up but stan can tear someone apart with his words
𖣘 they're so cute omg