▲ mike enrolls in derry high so he can be with the losers more often
▲ all the clothes he has are white t-shirts and blue jeans
▲ so bev and eddie take him shopping
▲ mike just browses until he finds a pastel blue sweater
▲ "pretty AND comfortable? sign me up please"
▲ he buys so many pastel clothes
▲ eddie talks to him on the way home
▲ "i think you would really like melanie martinez"
▲ and boy, he did
▲ he becomes melanie martinez's number one fan
▲ he walks into school on his first day wearing the light blue sweater with pastel pink long overalls
▲ bill and stan couldn't stop staring at him
▲ "control the drool, boys!"
▲ "beep beep, richie"
▲ mike is baby
▲ he shears his sheep and dyes the wool pastel colours
▲ and then he knits all of the losers sweaters uwu
▲ eddie puts on the sweater and can't stop sneezing but he's v thankful
▲ mike is the most wholesome bean but he could wreck you with his muscles
▲ he totally wears flower crowns