* stan went through a goth phase in high school
* he just showed up one day covered from head to toe in super edgy black clothes and a nose piercing
* he walked up to the losers club and let's just say...
* BOTH BILL AND MIKE DROOLING
* beverly painted his nails black
* some people in the halls gave him weird looks
* he didn't care though bc he's a careless boi
* richie always made fun of his new look (but he wishes his aesthetic was as good as stan's)
* eddie came to stan for advice about fashion because he wanted to impress richie
* so stan gave eddie a MAKEOVER
* eddie and stan showed up at school looking like straight-up (not so straight) tim burton characters
* eddie kind of looked like an e-boy but lemme tell you: richie's jaw DROPPED
* "stan the man, you've turned my eds into a badass!"
* richie begged stan to give him an ear piercing
* he screamed like a little girl
* punk bev and goth stan are like this 🤞
* stan's goth phase kind of faded near the end of high school, but the losers never let him forget about it