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＊ this was requested by @TitanSlayer1
＊ this headcanon is about the losers all living in a kingdom and having different roles in it
eddie
＊ eddie quite clearly deserves knight status in the kingdom
＊ he is BRAVE he is COURAGEOUS
＊ he also looks very adorable in his oversized armour
＊ "i am not small!"
＊ his duty is to protect the prince as well as the kingdom
＊ the prince picked him to be the 'knight-in-charge'
＊ he has a horse named herman 🥺
＊ he's sort of in love with the prince
richie
＊ if you can believe it, he's actually PRINCE RICHIE
＊ his family is very powerful and rich
＊ which means,,, he can basically do whatever he wants (bad news for everyone else)
＊ "I DO DECREE THAT I, PRINCE RICHIE, GET TO CUT IN LINE"
＊ sometimes he gathers the citizens just to tell them a funny story about his morning
＊ he holds comedy contests which are compulsory to attend (sometimes he tells some jokes too)
＊ the citizens secretly call him a jester
＊ he wears his crown upside down to spite his family
stan
＊ lmao he's the jester
＊ okay hear me out,,,
＊ you would expect richie to be the jester but stan is quite clearly the classic example of a very sad jester who hates his job
＊ he usually plays the flute or juggles random objects to please the prince
＊ "i hate my job" "keep jestering, stan the man!"
＊ he literally hates being the jester so much but he gets paid for it so he can't complain much
＊ when he's not working, he's usually chilling with the birds in the castle's bird sanctuary
＊ he wears a silly outfit which the prince thoughtfully picked out for him
ben
＊ he's a medic/nurse!
＊ he has to do some pretty gnarly stuff
＊ he once had to treat a burn on a lovely redhead who he can't stop thinking about
＊ he often gets children with broken bones and makes sure to be very gentle with them
＊ "it's gonna be okay"
＊ he befriends a stubborn jester who agrees to entertain sick children every now and then
＊ some people judge him for being a male nurse, but he's just glad to get to save lives
＊ awww benny boy is too precious
mike
＊ he's a simple librarian who's smarter than he seems...
＊ he spends most of his time sorting the books between the categories 'latin' and 'english'
＊ on the quiet days, he usually just sits around and tries to learn latin so he can read more books
＊ his favourite thing to read is the town's newspaper, but he especially like's william denbrough's column
＊ he delivered some picture books to prince richie once and they really hit it off
＊ so the prince and mike became best friends and often visited one another
＊ "i brought the books" "oh, goodie!"
＊ i'm sorry i love him so much 🥺 c'mon where are his lines in the movies? WHERE ARE THEY
beverly
＊ she is a mage!
＊ she is indeed magic and makes potions to sell in the kingdom
＊ old people (ancient boomers) in the kingdom call her a 'witch' and threaten to burn her all the time
＊ "how can you burn me when i'm already smoking hot"
＊ she thinks of her magic as a curse until a kind medic tells her that it's beautiful
＊ she lives in the outskirts of the kingdom to avoid suspicion
＊ she has a baby dragon ☺️
＊ MARRY ME BEV 😩
bill
＊ he is the medieval equivalent of a journalist!
＊ he basically records what happens everyday
＊ "can you tell me what happened here?" "someone stole my sword!"
＊ the prince often requests cartoons in the newspapers (he'th tho thilly)
＊ he likes being the journalist because he has a stutter and prefers to write things down rather than say them out loud
＊ he uses his status as an excuse to visit the library often to see a certain someone...
＊ him and knight eddie are besties ❤️
＊ bill may be sort of a dumbass but so am i so i love him
