We all Fart at Cayleighs house.

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Miles packed all of Elizabathes things up and threw them on the porch.
That morning, she shows.
She tries to talk to him but he just hands her her shit and gives her the finger, just like Cayleigh taught him.
He looks around town for the real Butterpop but, has no luck. The only other place he knows to check is her old apartment.
He knocks on the door and waits
Cayleigh opens the door, no makeup and he realizes that Elizabathe never looked like her at all.
Cayleigh frowns,
"What the fuck do you want, did the bitch tell you that I was right all along? Come to get your toes sucked?"
Miles frowns back, feeling sheepish.
"Baaah, bahhhh" (Nah jk jk)
"I'm really sorry I didn't listen to you and I'm sorry for giving her more attention. Please, please come back home."
Her face softens.
"Oh miles, how swee- are you fucking kidding! Did you think it would be that easy? No. Fuck you."
She slams the door in his face, and hopelessness sets in.
She's never gonna come home.
"Please, talk to me okay! I want to fix this."
"Well I don't!" She shouts through the door.
"Butterpop, plea-"
The door opens suddenly with a very angry Cayleigh behind it.
"You don't get to call me that. Not anymore."
She makes a scrunched face, and holy shit.
The bitch Farts so damn loud, the landlord got three reports of firecrackers being in the building, but nah, it's just her ass.
She grabs it and throws it in Miles's face,
"That's for you, Smiles."
She spits out his old nickname bitterly and shuts the door again, muttering something that sounded like "I need to wipe holy fuck it's everywhere" from behind the door.
"What am I gonna do?"
Miles thinks.

He guesses it will take some time, but he's gonna get her back.
He knows he will.

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