Bibleman Learns to Forgive, But he doesn't Forget.

Calling up BatheBabe

The phone continues to ring... and ring.
She isn't gonna answe-
"What."
"Elizabathe. I need a favor."
She sighs,
"I guess I maybe kinda owe you. What is it?"
"Okay. So, here's the idea..."
A few minutes later, Eliza laughs
"You're crazy about the bitch aren't you? We will be over in twenty."
She hangs up the phone.
Yeah, I am crazy about her.
After that, he has BibleGirl call up the news paper, saying that Bibleman has been captured and that he needs help!! All he needs is the three wacky numbers on your credit card, no, Lia, fine.
Soon, Eliza and her boyfriend, wacky protestor show up.
"Alright so, you are willingly being kidnapped and beaten up so she might come and save you?"
"Wow, Okay, let's go."
Lia grabs a camera and to make it seems real, they knock him out with chloroform and drag him out, and Lia screams as she films, acting as if she's tied to a chair.
They toss him into the car, and Eliza turns to the camera,
"Now, HymnWoman, if you want your precious bibleboy, come get him."
She throws a wink and slams the door, the camera cuts with a scream.
As Cayleigh watches this on TV, she sighs. She knows it's bullshit, but she figures, if he's already beaten when I get there I can beat him up some more right? Right. If he's gonna go to these lengths, fine, I'll go get him.
She put her new suit on, and threw a sweater and leggings over it.
As she pulls up to the villian mansion, flashbacks hit like a ton of bricks.
She shakes them off, removes her leggings and sweater and gets ready to kick ass.
As she busts the door down, she sees no one.
"Alright buster, who wants to shit their depends first?"
Nothing.
She stops walking and listens closer.
She hears people laughing and... crying?
"O-Okay guys stop."
"You walked into our laps and you expect us to stop? Not a chance, pretty boy."
"Why did you call him pretty boy! He's gross!"
"WELL COMPARED TO THAT GOSSIP SIZED NOSE HE IS PRETTY!!"
wow, what a bunch of fucking losers.
Cayleigh sighs as she walks closer to the noise.
She kicks the door down and they all look up.
"C-Cayleigh?"
Miles says, almost unconscious
"Yeah, I came to kick the fuck out of you but I think they did it for me."
She shrugs and turns to the villains,
"Alright hand him over."
Elizabathe sighs and picks him up and passes him over, struggling.
Cayleigh picks him up with ease, everyone's shocked
"Please, I do this a lot. Too much apple juice and Christian boy over here about passes out. Thanks for beating him up. 'Preciate it."
And with that, she leaves.
Puts miles in the back and drives to her house.