Bibleman Learns to Forgive, But he doesn't Forget.

When you fart from your asshole

"Melody?"
"Yes?"
Miles frowns deeply.
"I don't... I don't know if this is working."
Melody looks up from her sewing machine, in shock.
"You're... breaking up with me?"
Miles looks at his feet, not saying anything.
"Are you fucking kidding me?!"
Melody stands up and walks closer to miles.
"You got me kicked out of the bibleteam, and now you break up with me just because your precious butterpop doesn't love you anymore?!"
"I'm... m' sorry."
She shakes her head
"You can find a different house then, get the fuck out."
He shakes his head, and packs his things.
"Melody, I-"
"No, I have heard enough. I should have known you didn't actually love me."
He wants to speak up, but he knows it's pointless.
Because she's right.
As he walks to his car, he thinks.
"Will I ever be able to get the team back together."
He says to himself as he climbs into the drivers side.
"Maybe god isn't on my side, maybe I need to be the villian for a change."
As he drives to find his old apartment, he stops at Joann's to get some fabric and hot glue. It's time for major change.
As he sits in his old living room making his costume, he thinks of a name.
Aames the Atheist. Perfect.

That night he goes out and fucks out a lot of shit.
Cayleigh decides to leave him be, knowing it's a cry for attention.