Bibleman Learns to Forgive, But he doesn't Forget.

Okay im gonna try to be funny again

"WHATS UP PENIS MCWEINERSON!!!"
Miles straight up shits a phat shit in his black adidas running shorts.
Okay well not literally.
Well maybe.
"CAYEIGH?!"
She laughs her ass off, literally.
Okay maybe not.
"Yeah, I'm up now."
It's 1pm. Well damn.
"Okay... what now?"
She shrugs
"I'm not sure. I'm gonna run out and grab lunch, do you wanna come?"
"Um.... no thanks."
"Okay man, be back later."
She grabs her big ass black Air Force 1s with the creases. (Yeah that's right. The motherfucking creases!)
And goes to get some food.
As she eats some dumbass shit, Miles is pacing the fucking floor.
"I don't even know how to act around her anymore! What do I do, Lord?"
Suddenly, the fuckin uhhhh, Arch Angel Gabriel comes down from heaven
"Hey so.. like I get you're a virgin but guess what!! You're having a baby boy!! Congra- wait whomst the fuck are you??"
"I'm Miles Peterson? Bibleman?"
"Oh shit yea! My bad I was supposed to be somewhere else. Fuck you need man?"
"Okay so, my ex girl Cayleigh is willing to give me another chance but she have black Air Force 1s."
Gabriel shudders and cringes and all that other shit
"W-with...."
"Yes. With creases."
"MAN IM OUT!! Call my brother dawg."
Gabriel bounces... damn.
"No way in HaIL IM CALLIN LUCIFER."
"Damn.., I gotta call Michael. Michael Jackson looking ass LMAOOOOO"
"Man FUCK you. I ain't helpin."
Michael says, before moonwalking out.
"Miles, wake up!!"
Cayleigh shouts as I sit up.
"What??"
"Dude it's like 1pm I just got up. You okay?"
"Oh... yeah I'm fine. Do you own Air Force 1s with creases?"
"No????"
"Okay cool."
"Listen man, I think we should go talk to Melody. I wanna try to bring her back too, I guess."
"I'm okay with that."

"Let's eat first."
They go into the kitchen and eat some sandwiches.
"So... did you ever hold Eliza's hand?"
Miles sweats.
He most certainly did.
It was SO hot 🥴🥵
(Lmao)
"U-uh-Well-"
"You slut!"
Cayleigh exclaims, making fun of Miles.
"You did that with her? Wow Miles I'm impressed, you've become such a bad boy."
"Yeah, Yeah. Let's go talk to Mel."
"Alright, bitchboy."