We do be sinning sometimes

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After the drama with Melody, I decide to take nap.
As I dream, I think of something very sinful.
Cayleighs ankles.
Only see them one time, on accident.
"THAT WHORE!!"
I wake up, shouting.
Cayleigh doesn't hear me or console me, considering she is half way across the mansion.
Damn bruh, no more ankles.
Anyway, miles climbs out of bed and looks at the clock,
"6pm. Very cool."
He yawns and decides he should go for a run.

After getting dressed (miles sleeps in clothes, being naked is a sin duh) and grabbing a banana as a snack (he snaps it in half before he's eats it so it's there isn't even an ounce of homosexual)
"Cayleigh, I'm going on a jog!"
He shouts out as he shuts the front door.
As he jogs down the street, he sees a familiar face. Two familiar faces actually.
"Eliza and.... Wacky Protestor?"
He decides to try and slip by them, but, of course they notice him.

"Hey!! Miles Penisson!!"
God, she's noticed him.
"Uh, Yeah?"
He stops jogging to talk to them
"Well, well, look who we have here."
WP says, smirking.
"What do you guys want?"
"Nothin, we just love ruinin your day princess."
Eliza winks at him, laughing.
"Whatever man."
Miles says, jogging away.
Can't they find something better to do?
Get a job, dayum.

When he gets back home, there is a note on the light switch by the door.
"Hey miles, guess who we have? ;)
Loved the outfit you had on today by the way.
-E"
Fuck.
They've got Cayleigh.

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