Toy Story Retold

Chapter 1: The Beginning of Playtime

(In outer space, a large purple spacecraft with a laser machine appear targetting a planet.)

Zurg: *Laughs evilly*, Soon the planet will turn into space dust. Nobody will stop me.

Buzz Lightyear: Not so fast Zurg.

Zurg: Buzz Lightyear. Why are you doing here?

Buzz: Stopping your plans from destroying the planet. Alright everyone, disable Zurg's laser machine while I deal with Zurg.

(Mira Nova, Booster, and XR appears and disable the machine)

Buzz: Now it's just you and me Zurg.

Zurg: Oh yeah. take this Buzz Lightyear.

(Zurg pulls out his ion blaster and starts shooting at Buzz)

(Buzz dodges Zurg's projectiles and one of them hit the laser machine.)

Booster: Uh on, the machine is about the blow.

Buzz: Everybody. Head back to the ship.

Mira: Ok.

XR: Sure thing Buzz.

(Buzz, Mira, Booster, and XR runs back to the ship while Zurg uses an escape pod.)

Zurg: Curse you Buzz Lightyear!

( The scene cuts to Star Command)

Commander Nebula: As an honor for saving the planet from Zurg's laser machine, I give you this medal to all of you.

(Nebula gives the medal to Buzz, Mira, Booster, and XR, then cuts to the Buzz Lightyear toy commercial)

Announcer:  Calling Buzz Lightyear. This is Star Command. Do you read us.

Buzz: Buzz Lightyear reporting for duty.

Commercial men: Buzz Lightyear.

Announcer: The world's greatest superhero is now the world's greatest toy. Buzz has it all! Karate chop action,  pulsating laserlight, multi-phrase voice simulator.

TV Buzz: This is a secret mission in uncharted space.

Announcer: And best of all, high-pressure-space-wings.

TV Buzz: To infinity and beyond.

Other Announcer: Not a flying toy.

Announcer: Get our own Buzz Lightyear action figure and save the galaxy near you.

Commercial men: Buzz Lightyear.

Announcer: Available at all Al's Toy Barn outlets in the Tri-County area.

(Cuts to Andy with Woody next to him)

Andy: Hey mom, can you get me a Buzz Lightyear toy for me?

Ms. Davis: will get you one for your birthday sweetie.

Andy: This is a great day, right Woody?

(Pulls Woody's string)

Woody (Voice Box): You're my favorite deputy.

(Cuts to Andy's Room)

Andy (Mr. Potato Head): Alright everyone, this is a stick-up. Don't anybody move. Now empty that safe.

Andy (Mr. Potato Head): Oh. Money money money. *kisses*

Andy (Bo Peep): Stop it, you mean potato.

Andy (Mr. Potato Head): Quiet Bo Peep, or your sheep get run over.

Andy (Billy, Goat, and Gruff): Baaaaa! Help us.

Andy (Bo Peep): Oh no. Not my sheep. Somebody do something?

Woody (Voice Box): Reach for the sky.

Andy (Mr. Potato Head): Oh no! Sheriff Woody.

Andy (Woody): I'm here to stop you, One Eyed Bart.

(Andy pulls out Mr. Potato Head's Eye)

Andy (Mr. Potato Head): How'd you know it was me?

Andy (Woody): You can't touch me sheriff. I brought my attack dog with a built-in force field!

(Places Slinky in front of Mr. Potato Head)

Andy (Woody): Well i brought my dinosaur, who eats force field dogs.

(Rex stomps on Slinky)

Andy (Rex): Roar!

Andy (Slinky): Yipe!

Andy (Woody): You're going to jail, Bart.

(Puts Mr Potato Head in a crib)

Andy (Woody): Say goodbye to the wife and tater-tots.

(Molly pounds Mr Potato Head and looses his parts)

Andy:  You save the day again,  Woody.

Woody (Voice Box): You're my favorite deputy.