Toy Story Retold

Chapter 9: Sid's House of Horror

(Sid heads towards his house on his skateboard, then cuts to inside of his bag)

Buzz: Woody! I can see your home from there. You're almost there.

LGM: Nirvana is coming! The mystic portal awaits.

Woody: Will you two be quiet?! You guys don't get it, do you? Once we get to Sid house, we won't get out of here.

(Sid opens the front door, then scud lunges at his bag)

Sid: Whoa, scud. Hey boy? Sit. Good boy. I got something for you, boy?

(Sid reach into his bag )

Woody: Freeze!

(Sid gets the Little Green Man out)

Sid: Ready, set, go.

(Scud catches the Little Green Man)

Sid: Oh, Hannah.

Hannah: What?

Sid: Did I get my package in the mail?

Hannah: I dunno.

Sid: Look, Janie.

Hannah: Hey!

Sid: She's sick.

Hannah: No she's not.

Sid: I have to perform one of my operations.

Hannah: No! Don't touch her.

(Sid goes upstairs to his room)

Woody: Not Sid's room. Not there.

(Sid enters his bedroom)

Hannah: Sid. Give her back. Sid! Sid!

(Cuts to Sid's room)

Sid: Oh no. We have a sick patient here, nurse. Prepare the O.R. STAT!

Hannah: Sid, give her back now or I'm telling mom.

Sid: Patient is prepped.

(Sid dons a painter mask)

Sid: No one's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.

(Sid grabs a toy pterodactyl)

Sid: Now for the tricky part, the pliers.

Buzz: I don't believe this man ever been to medical school.

Sid: Doctor, you have done it.

(Sid runs to the door)

Sid: Hannah! Janie's all better now.

(Sid shows Hannah her Janie doll with a pterodactyl head) 

Hannah: Mom. Mom.

Sid: She's lying! Whatever she's says is not true.

(Sid throws the doll on the floor, leaves his room, then Woody and Buzz comes out of his bag)

Woody: We are so doomed. I'm outta here.

(Woody grabs the doorknob, and tries to open it)

Woody: Locked! There's gotta be another way out.

(A shadow passes by)

Woody: Uh, Buzz. Is that you?

(Woody sees Babyface)

Woody: Hey there, little fella. come out here. Do you know a way out?

(Babyface moves out of the bed)

Woody: *Gasp*

(Other Mutant Toys shows up)

Woody: Buzz!

Buzz: They're zombies! May day! May day! Come in Star Command! Send in reinforcements! Star Command, do you read me?

(Buzz uses his laser)

Buzz: I set my laser from stun to kill.

Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks us we can blink them to death.

(Cuts to Andy's house)

Rex: Hey, you guys. I found him. Buzz. Is that you?

(Rex points the flashlight at the bushes, which turns out to be a cat)

Rex: Whiskers, will you get out of here?! You're interfering with the search and rescue.

(The minivan arrives as the toys look out the window)

Rex: Look! They're home!

Andy: Mom. Have you seen Woody?

Ms. Davis: Where's the last place you put him?

Andy: Right in the van.

Ms. Davis: Oh, i'm sure he's around here somewhere. You're just not looking hard enough.

Andy: He's not here. Woody's gone.

(The family went inside)

Bo Peep: Woody's gone?!

Hamm: Well waddah-ya-know, the weasel ran away.

Mr. Potato Head: Huh?! Did he get lost in that Pizza Planet place?

Rex: Who knows where he went to?

Bo Peep: Oh, Slink. I hope he's ok?

Slinky: He'll probably be back by tomorrow.