Toy Story Retold

Chapter 24: Who's The Real Buzz

Woody: I want you guys to meet the Roundup gang.

Unity Belt Buzz: Ok, sheriff.

(The Roundup gang walks up to the gang except for the prospector)

Woody: This is Jessie.

Jessie: Howdy, fellas.

(Bullseye walks up)

Woody: This is Bulleyes. That cactus lady over there is Senorita Cactus.

Senorita Cactus: Hola amigos.

Woody: Then we have the Gunslinger.

Gunslinger: Draw!

Woody: Here's the Blacksmith.

Blacksmith: What can I do for you gentlemen.

Woody: And the in the box is the Prospector.

Prospector: Blah! Don't tell me that Fuzz Lackyear is here?

(Buzz shows up)

Toys: Buzz!

Unity Belt Buzz: You again?

Buzz: Woody! thank goodness you're alright.

Woody: Buzz, what's going on?

Unity Belt Buzz: Hold on! I'm Buzz Lightyear.

Buzz: No! I'm Buzz Lightyear!

Woody: So, who's the real Buzz?

Both Buzzes: I am!

Unity Belt Buzz: Don't let this impostor fool you! He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my own move.

(Buzz opens his helmet, causing to gasps for air) 

Unity Belt Buzz: The air is truly toxic!

(Buzz lifts his leg and showing the toys the word Andy on the bottom of his foot)

Toys: Buzz!

Slinky: I had a feeling it was you.

(Unity Belt Buzz closes his helmet)

Unity Belt Buzz: Will somebody please what's going on ?

Buzz: It's alright, space ranger. It's a code 546.

Unity Belt Buzz: You mean it's a...

Buzz: Yes.

Unity Belt Buzz: And he's a...

Buzz: Oh, yeah.

(Unity Belt Buzz walks up to Woody and bows)

Unity Belt Buzz: Your Majesty.

Jessie: Guys, Al's coming.

Buzz: Everyone take cover.

(Buzz and the toys hides in a vent, and Al's shows up)

Al: Look at the time. I'm gonna be late. Oh, figures. I can't miss my flight! I gotta pack. right now.

Slinky: What's going on?

Buzz: Al's is packing up.

(Al packs up Woody and the Roundup gang in a suitcase, then leaves)

Buzz: Oh, no. Al's got Woody. And he's taking him to Japan. We gotta save him.

(They enter the vent)

Buzz: Quick! To the elevator!

(As they reach the elevator, Zurg Appear)

Zurg: Now I got you, Buzz Lightyear. You and your friends aren't going anywhere.

Toys: Ahhh! It's Zurg.