Toy Story Retold

Chapter 12: Moving Out

Woody: There's the truck.

Buzz: We need it get on it.

(The truck starts taking off slowly, then Woody climbs into it)

Toys: Woody and Buzz!

Woody: Hurry up, Buzz.

Buzz: I can't.

Woody: Why not?

Buzz: The truck is picking up speed.

Woody: Hold on, Buzz. Hey RC?

RC: Whirrr, whirrr. (Yes, Woody.)

Woody: Can you give me and Buzz a lift.

RC: Whirrr, whirrr. (Sure do.)

(RC and Woody gets out of the moving truck and reunite with Buzz) 

Woody: Now let's go get that truck.

(Woody, Buzz, and RC drives off to reach the truck, then Lenny notices them)

Lenny: Guys! Woody riding RC! And Buzz is with him!

Toys: What?!

Bo Peep: It's Buzz! Woody was telling the truth!

Slinky: What have we done?!

Rex: great. Now I have guilt.

(RC accelerates even to the truck)

Woody: We're almost there.

Bo Peep: Rocky! The Ramp!

Rocky: Okay, Bo! Rocky will release ramp!

(Rocky pushes down on the the lever, the ramp is lower and is scrapping the pavement)

Rocky: Ok Woody and Buzz! Rocky release ramp!

Buzz: Look out!

(RC backs up)

Rocky: Oops! Sorry guys!

Slinky: Quick, hold on to my tail!

(Slinky jumps to get Woody, Buzz, and RC)

Mr. Potato Head: That a boy, Slink.

Slinky: Woody! Speed up!

Woody: Speed up, Buzz!

Buzz: The batteries. They're running out!

RC: Whirrr, whirrr, whirrr. (I don't feel so good.)

(Slinky get pulled back to the truck)

Slinky: Whoa!

(RC stops moving)

Woody: Oh great!

Buzz: Woody! The Rocket!

Woody: The match!

(Woody lights up the rocket's fuse and it blasts off while he's carrying RC)

Lenny: Look, guys! It's Woody and Buzz! Coming up fast!

Rex: Take cover.

(Woody lets go of RC, then RC hits Mr. Potato Head, causing him to lose his parts)

Woody: Ahh! This the part where we blow up!

Buzz: Not today!

(Buzz releases himself out of the tape, then flies off, and the rocket explodes)

Woody: Hey, Buzz! You're flying!

Buzz: This isn't flying. It's falling with style.

Woody: Ha ha. To infinity and beyond.

(Woody and Buzz passes the truck)

Woody: Uh, Buzz?! We miss the truck.

Buzz: We not aiming for the truck.

(Woody and buzz falls into the sunroof of the minivan)

Andy: Hey! Wow!

Ms. Davis: What is it?

Andy: Woody and Buzz!

Ms. Davis: Oh great. You found them. Where were they?

Andy: In the car.

(Andy hugs Woody and Buzz, then cuts to Andy's new house)

Buzz: Well, here we are.

Woody: Man, what a long ride. Andy sure is gonna have a fun time here.

Buzz: Oh yes, Woody.

Woody: Hey, Buzz. What happen to Sid?

Buzz: Oh don't worry, Woody. He's learning a lesson.

(Cuts to Sid's house)

Sid's Mom: You are grounded for one week, Sid!

Sid: Why?

Sid's Mom: Because you took one of Hannah's dolls, turning one of them into a terrifying thing, and blowing up toys! Go to your room, mister!

Sid: But.

Sid's Mom: No buts!

Sid: Fine, mom.

(Sid goes to his room and the Mutant Toys celebrate, then cuts back to Andy's new house)

Woody: Well. At least we don't have to see him again.

Buzz: I know.

(Cuts to Andy's new house on Christmas Day)

Andy: Which one can I open first?

Ms. Davis: Let's have Molly open one.

(Cuts to Andy's new room, where Sarge and his troops can be heard through the monitor)

Sarge: Frankincense, this is Myrrh. Come in, Frankincense.

Hamm: Hey. Head's up everybody. It's showtime.

Rex: Oh. It's time.

(Woody gets dragged by Bo Peep)

Woody: Oh! Bo!

Bo Peep: Merry Christmas, Sheriff.

(Bo Peep tries to kiss Woody, but her sheep are grabbing the mistletoe)

Woody: Say, isn't that the mistletoe?

Bo Beep: Hmm...

(Bo Peep drops here crook and kisses Woody) 

Rex: Maybe Andy will get another dinosaur, like a leaf eater.

Buzz: Quiet, everyone!

Sarge: Molly's first present is Mrs. Potato Head. Repeat. Mrs. Potato Head.

Hamm: Way a go, Idaho.

Toys: Congrats!

Mr. Potato Head: Gee, I better shave.

Sarge: Come in,  Frankincense. Andy is now opening his first persent. 

Woody: Buzz. You not worried, are you?

Sarge: I can't quite make out.

Buzz: Me? No, no. Are you?

Woody: Not at all.

Andy: What is it?

(Andy opens his present, revealing a puppy, then it barks)

Andy: A puppy.

Woody: Merry Christmas, Buzz.

Buzz: You too, Woody.