Toy Story Retold

Chapter 16: Al, The Greedy Toy Collector

Slinky: What's going on, Buzz.

Buzz: Someone got Woody.

Slinky: Who?

Hamm: Eh, as I see through the window. It's the chicken man from the commercial.

Al: I'll give you, eh, cents for this junk.

Ms. Davis: I'm sorry. It's an old family toy.

Buzz: Now just walk away.

Al: Wait.

Buzz: The other way.

Al: Uh. I'll give you fifty bucks.

Ms. Davis: They're not for sale.

Buzz: He's safe

Hamm: Way to go, Andy's mom.

Mr. Potato Head: Whew. That was a close one.

Slinky: Alright.  She showed him.

Al: But, lady.

Mr. Potato Head: Yeah, go home, Mr. Fancy Car.

(Al steps on a skateboard and falls, causing Ms. Davis to laugh)

Buzz: Hold on.

Hamm: What's up.

Rex: What is it, Buzz?

(Al pushes a skateboard into some boxes)

Ms. Davis: Oh! What now?

(Al grabs Woody and leaves)

Buzz: Oh, no. He's stealing Woody!

Toys: What?

Hamm: Stealing... Wait!

Rex: He can't take Woody! It's illegal!

Slinky: Where's he going?

Rex: Somebody doing something.

Buzz: Well, I gotta save him.

(Buzz puts Lenny down and slides down the drain pipe)

Lenny: Be careful, Buzz.

Bo Peep: Buzz!

Mr. Potato Head: Go get him, Buzz!

(Buzz reaches the trunk of Al's car, tries to open it but falls off)

Buzz: Woody!

(The car drove away)

Buzz: I gotta tell everyone about this.

(Cuts to Andy's room)

Buzz: Woody's Gone!

Toys: What?!

Bo Peep: Why would someone steal Woody.

(Cuts to Al parking his car at his apartment, gets out of car, enters the apartment)

Man: Hey, Al. What's going on right now.

Al: Aw, nothing. I'm taking a special object to my room.

(Al enters the elevator, reaches his room, and puts the box containing Woody down)

Al: Ahhh. Home sweet home.

(Cuts to Andy's room, Etch draws Woody with Al)

Hamm: Alright, let's review this one more time. Woody was kidnap by this man.

Toys: Nah, that's not him

Bo Peep: He didn't have a beard like that.

Hamm: Fine. Etch, give him a shave.

(Etch redraws Al's beard)

Mr. Potato Head: Let's go to the Kidnapper's car.

(Etch draws Al's car)

Mr. Potato Head: Now the car fled the scene in this direction.

Rex: How do you spell FBI?

Buzz: I don't know, Rex. But I gotta get Mr. Spell to encode the car's license plate called L-Z-T-Y-B-R-N.

Mr Spell: Lazy toy brain. Lousy try, Brian.

Rex: What are you doing, Buzz?

Buzz: There was some sort of message encoded from the license plate.

Mr. Spell: Liz try bran. 

Mr. Potato Head: It's just a license plate. It's just a jumble of letters.

Hamm: Yeah, and there are about millions of cars in the Tri-County area alone.

Mr. Spell: Lou's tooth burn. Luigi's tray bunt.

Rex: I wonder if he has a brother named Mario.

Mr. Spell: Al's Toy Barn.

Toys: Huh? Al's Toy Barn.

Buzz: Etch, draw that man in a chicken suit.

(Etch draws Al in his chicken suit)

Toys: *Gasps*

Buzz: That's our guy.

Hamm: I knew there was something I didn't like about that chicken.

Buzz: Well. There's no time to explain. We need to get Woody as soon as possible.