Toy Story Retold

Chapter 26: The Airport

Buzz: There he is, guys!

(They spotted Al)

Buzz: Let's hurry and save Woody.

(They go to the entrance)

LGMs: You'll saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.

Mr. Potato Head: Would you guys leave me alone?! 

Rex: How are we gonna save Woody now.

(Buzz points at a pet carrier)

Buzz: We will use one of these.

(Cuts into the airport, which the toys walking inside the pet carrier, then a girl appears)

Girl: Ohh, a puppy.

(Slinky barks at the girl, causing her to run off, then cuts to Al talking to the staff member, then the pet carrier shows up)

Al: Listen, fly boy, the contents of that case are worth more than you make in a year! You got that, sport? You be careful!

Staff Member: I understand.

Al: Do you have a fragile sticker you can put on that?

(The staff member puts the green suitcase and the pet carrier in the conveyor belt)

LGMs: The mystic portal! Oooooh.

Buzz: Now we need to find Woody.

(Cuts to inside the green suitcase)

Prospector: Alright, folks. Here are we gonna do. Zurg, prevent Woody from escaping this suitcase. Blacksmith and Gunslinger, keep Bullseye in the blue suitcase. While me and Senorita Cactus will keep Jessie in the red suitcase. Got it. Now let's go.

(They all leave the suitcase except for Woody and Zurg)

Zurg: *Laughs evilly*. Soon, we will be in Japan in no time.

Woody: I hope Buzz rescues me much sooner.

(Cuts back to Buzz)

Buzz: Alright, men. Let's find Woody.

(They see the villains with Jessie and Bullseye)

Rex: Um, Buzz. I saw Woody's friends in danger.

Buzz: We got to rescue them as well.

(Cuts to the blue suitcase, where the Blacksmith and the Gunslinger making fun of Bullseye)

Blacksmith: Looks like pony boy isn't liking to leave his cowboy behind.

Gunslinger: Yeah.

(Buzz and the gang shows up)

Buzz: Not so fast, gentlemen.

Blacksmith and Gunslinger: B-B-Buzz Lightyear.

Buzz: You two leave this poor horse alone.

(Bullseye starts neighing angrily and kicks the Blacksmith and the Gunslinger into another suitcase)

Buzz: You're alright, Bullseye.

(Bullseye nods his head)

Buzz: Good. Now let's find Jessie and Woody.

(The toys continue to save Jessie and Woody through the a series of suitcases, then Slinky gets caught by the handle)

Slinky: Buzz! Buzz! My back end's going to Baton Rouge! Help!

Buzz: Slinky!

Rex: We need to free Slinky!

(The toys goes to the handle to save Slinky, then cuts to the red suitcase)

Jessie: Where's Woody?

Prospector: Zurg is keeping him in the green suitcase.

Senorita Cactus: Yeah. Woody isn't going anywhere.

Jessie: I'm tired of you two and Zurg are treating him like dust!

Prospector: Excuse me!

Jessie: I'm never ever going to Japan!

Prospector: Well, fine.

(Buzz and the gang arrives with cameras, flashing Prospector and Senorita Cactus)

Prospector: No!

Senorita Cactus: This isn't happening!

(Buzz grabs the Prospector)

Buzz: Gotcha.

Prospector: Idiots! Children destroy toys! You'll all be ruined, forgotten! Spending eternity messy in some landfill!

Buzz: Except for Andy. He knows to play toys properly.

Jessie: Yeah. It's looks like you and Senorita Cactus need to learn the true meaning of playtime.

Prospector: No! No! Noooooooo!

(Cuts to Prospector and Senorita Cactus in a Barbie backpack, where Amy picks it up)

Amy: Look, Barbie. A big ugly man doll and a unattractive cactus lady. Ooh, they need a makeover.

(Amy puts on her backpack, and puts Barbie in it)

Barbie: Hi. You two will like Amy. She's an artist.

Prospector: Oh, man.

Senorita Cactus: Get use to it, amigo. Things will never be the same.

Amy's Mom: Come on, Amy.

(Amy leaves, then cuts to Buzz and the toys)

Jessie: So long, Prospector and Senorita.

Buzz: Great job, troops. Now we need to save Woody.

Rex: Guys, I found him.

(Rex sees Woody waving for help, then Zurg drags him into the suitcase, and the suitcase closes, causing the toys to shock in horror)

Buzz: Zurg's got Woody. We need to stop him.