Your tea is not appreciated sister

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"Squirt, I need you to wake up." I hear a voice next to my ear as I am unfortunately shaken from my peaceful slumber.

"What in the seven circles of hell do you want? I am trying to hibernate here!" The person giggles like a school girl before stopping short. Their hand grabbing my own.

It's only when I see long silverish hair so I notice its Elizabeth. "Hi miss Rusty, can you tell me why it looks like you're about to cry?"

I wasn't the idiot many thought I was ... well today that is! But, that didn't mean I couldn't catch a hint. I rest my other hand on top of hers and look to her to continue.

"I need you to promise me something ok?" Her voice was starting to crack and her eyes were glistening with tears.

"PLEASE, do not tell me that Papa said I can't marry Edvard! He knows I really do intentionally ignore his orders, right?"

"No that's not it." Miss Rusty let out a small laugh before her face softened. "But you still need to promise me something."

"Alright." I shrugged my shoulders, wincing since one of them decided to pop out of no where. "Shoot your shot."

"Promise me you won't do something stupid after I tell you this."

"Miss Rusty, I always do stupid things."

"I know, but this time I really need you to promise me that."

I agreed to not be stupid this time. Meh what could it hurt? Not me, that's for sure. I'm to dumb to be hurt.

"Whilst you were passed out, your father fought all ten commandments at once and though he fought with the most bravery and courage I've ever seen, he had fallen in battle."

"Come again? I don't think I heard you correctly."

"Squirt, I know you're in denial but -"

"BUT NOTHING PRINCESS, THAT OLD COOT NEVER DID LEARN HIS LESSON!"

I was, no doubt, absolutely FLIPPING furious. My Papa was the strongest man I knew, and the most dumb too, but I refuse to believe that he would just let himself fall in battle!

"How did he fall." My voice was stern as I looked down on the princess. A shiver noticeably went down her spine.

"His brother, Estarossa, stabbed each of his seven hearts till he was dead."

Jesus seven?! I wonder how many I have! I know we aren't actually related by blood, however! I don't mind the extra few hearts.

"I'm guessing you've healed him to perfection."

Miss Rusty nodded.

I sighed. "Alrighty then, send a message to me when he gets up. Oh and tell him I'm getting engaged soon."

I rip the covers off my legs and throw them into the abyss where I summon my weapons from. Lately, I've been using it to store my wonderful concoctions the world knows as poisons!

"Hocus pokus, you are now under my focus." I use a simple spell to make my things float into my abyss with a flick of a finger.

Miss Rusty is understandingly baffled as I don't use magic when I'm around her for some reason, but that doesn't mean her jaw should've dropped like that.

Before she could even attempt to say something about my Papa not waking up, I shove an apple in her mouth.

"I have a date tonight so, eat that apple I made, promise it isn't poisoned, and I'll be back in a few day-months!"

Since the author decided to be very kind today, they'll translate the next few lines for your entertainment.

"MMMHH?!"

(MONTHS?!)

"Sorry, can't hear you! You've got a poisoned apple in your mouth!"

"MMGGRRGGGHMMHH!"

(YOU SAID IT WASN'T POISONED!)

"Gotta go kiss my man! Bye bye ~ !"

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