Meliodas has a Daughter?!

its still april 1st in hawaii

"Mm ~ !"

Stop! I know what you're think and it's not to that extent. Calm down.

"Edvard stop it ~ !"

Ok, now that I think about it, it does sound like the big baby making feeling ... Just continue it'll get better.

Not like that ...

"But If you don't get used to it, then how do you think my brothers will react?"

Teddy Bear pulled back from the crook of my neck with a sigh. To stop the naughty thoughts brewing, I shall explain my predicament.

As previously explain, the other princes are not afraid to pull a mister steal your girl.

So, as a sibling repellent (hehehe, repellent), Teddy Bear is prepping me.

Svar people  really  like shy people in terms of showing affection (PDA) . Meaning I can't literally die whenever Teddy Bear bites his lip.

It's hot!

Don't blame me for being attracted to an attractive person!

"I don't know! I just feel really embarrassed right now ... " I pull my hair in front of my face to well, hide my face. My blushing was probably so intense (I'm a person of coconut) that Teddy Bear could see it as clear as day.

The smirk on his face, whilst increasing his
... uh, physical attributes, only made me  smush myself against the bed more.

Fyi, no baby making will be happening you tainted children!

"Why so embarrassed love?" He chuckled.

Duck, it was a chuckle.

He proceeded to move my shield of hair aside with his hand as he moved closer to my face again. I tries looking somewhere else as to not face defeat but a hand on my chin said otherwise.

Not that the hand could talk or whatever. It's a metaphor for how my defeat is an attractive man I plan on making my husband.

Now that I think about that, it doesn't sound that bad anymore.

"You freely flirt with and tease me in public. Not to mention you love for cuddling my bare - "

"Finish that sentence and I tell it to my father."

I wouldn't do that. I wanna keep Teddy Bear alive and healthy. Papa would have other ideas ...

Speaking, well thinking, of Papa, I wonder if he has woken up yet. Death is but a question in our family afterall!

"You wouldn't."

I raise a brow at Teddy Bear.

"All I have to do is stop you from being killed then I can just nurse you back to health."

That is if he isn't missing a limb or five.

He challenge me a bit more before relaxing the tension in his body, running a hand through his hair.

"I prefer not being beaten withing an inch of my life by the captain of the Seven deadly sins. So I'll pass dear."

"..."

"Ya good love?"

(Externally) "Yeah, totally."

(Interally) WHY YOU GOTTA PULL THE DEAR THING?! WHAT YOU'VE DONE IS KILL THE RYTHM OF MY HEARTBEAT SIR!

He giggles a bit, which was really cute, pressing an adorable kiss to my forehead.

Forgot to mention we were in one of the abandoned buildings of the ghost town. No body was here so we took the best room in the inn.

It'd be weird to be making out on some old lady's bed, tis why the inn was the best option.

The closer and closer we got to the kingdom of Svar, the more deserted the towns were.

I know Svar is quite the sizable kingdom, the capital far away from Edinburgh. However, size literally does not matter for demons. They can take less than a hundred steps and reach Svar.

Though Liones has their main focus, it doesn't entirely rule out Svar.

But I'll keep my hope, it's helping hold up Edvard's afterall.

"What, is it because I called you dear? Just so you know, I'll start calling you honey soon too."

"Honey is reserved for spouses though!" I've really only heard married couples or old people call someone honey!

This jump in has my last brain cell on overdrive.

"Simple. I'll just make you my finacee."

He breathes the sentence with ease.

"First I'll have to make you a fur coat/blanklet as my gift of intimacy. Or else I won't ever stop hearing it from my brothers."

"Gift of intimacy?"

Sounds naughty sweet at the same time. I'm probably wrong.

He nodded.

"Yeah. It's basically a gift for courting. It's meant to be something you keep around to keep the suitor close as well. It's really meant for normal spouses to give to each other, but the royal family goes above and beyond."

Interesting, very interesting. Most in Liones just pop up with jewelry and be like :

Wifey? Yay or Nay?

Svar seems like a nice place to marry the royal family into. Very advantageous. I'd still marry Teddy Bear but the added advantage of him being a prince cannot be ignored.

"So like how do I deny these gifts without offending your brothers?"

He shrugged, a silent glare at some air flashing through his eyes.

"Doesn't matter, they're not taking my wife away from me."

I peck him on the lips as a prize for making me giddy before snuggling into his chest under the blankets.

Another fyi, he took off his shirt because he was hot. Everything else but our shoes is still being worn ya nasties.

"So I'm your wife now?"

He laughed.

I swear I can hear a smirk in his voice.

"Not fully, but I've already staked my claim as your spouse."

Dunno how he did it but its sleepy time now so no more questions. I mostly contain one brain cell throughout the day, and it needs to recharge a little.

"I'll find out eventually, but goodnight!"

"Aw!" He pouted playfully. "Going to sleep so soon?"

I almost TKO'D him with a pillow but was able to restrain my strength, really the lack of, but the details aren't important right now!

"Normally, I sleep about either 2 - 3 hours a day or 16 - 18 hours a day. But I can't do that right now so its nap time!"

"Oh my goddess you are like a baby."

"Then let me hibernate like a baby."

...

The author's sleep paralysis demon is beckoning them to sleep so that they can do their job.

But happy April fools!

The author launched a crappy webtoon under the same name as the one the have here Garbage_Pest

Only one episode is out right now but more is  coming in the future.

Check it out if you have the time!

Now time for the author to not sleep and continue about their nocturnal "day"