Funny Story: The bitch broke into my house.

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I KEPT MY HEAD DOWN for the rest of the day, embarassed by the way Stanley the stupid dickhead had left me earlier

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I KEPT MY HEAD DOWN for the rest of the day, embarassed by the way Stanley the stupid dickhead had left me earlier.I had slept through my English class but at least I managed to get out of a detention as I had a 'date' with Stanley.

Hahaha, I lied.
There was no date.

The losers seemed to notice my fall in mood and tried to play a fun game of finding out what was wrong with me, indirectly.

Observe:

IT'S A MISERABLE LIFE.

ACT ONE, SCENE ONE:

The representatives of awkwardness meet in the canteen to try and have a normal conversation.

ʀɪᴄʜɪᴇ: ꜰᴜᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴛʜꜱ ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ, ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀ ᴏɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ ꜱʜᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ʙɪʟʟ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ Qᴜᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴ?! ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ.

ᴍᴇ, ᴀɴ ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟᴇᴄᴛᴜᴀʟ: ɪ-ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜰɪɴᴇ ꜱ-ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀ-ᴀꜱᴋᴇᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴀᴛ ʟ-ᴇᴀꜱᴛ ᴏɴᴇ Q-Qᴜᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴ, ʟɪᴋᴇ ꜱ-ꜱʜᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ.

ᴬ ᶠᵉʷ ᵃʷᵏʷᵃʳᵈ ᵐᵒᵐᵉⁿᵗˢ ˡᵃᵗᵉʳ...

ʙᴇᴠ: ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜰᴏᴏᴅ ɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ꜱᴄᴀʀʏ ᴍᴀʀʏ ʜᴀᴛᴇꜱ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴅɪɴɴᴇʀ ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ꜱʜᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴏɪꜱᴏɴ ᴜꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ꜰʀᴇᴇ.

ᴍᴇ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴘ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛꜱ: ɪ ʙʀᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ ʟᴜɴᴄʜ.

ᴬ ᶠᵉʷ ˢⁱˡᵉⁿᵗ ᵃʳᵍᵘᵐᵉⁿᵗˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰʳᵉᵃᵗˢ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᴮᵉᵛ ᵛⁱᵃ ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰ ᵍˡᵃʳᵉˢ ˡᵃᵗᵉʳ...


ʙᴇɴ: ᴡᴏᴡ, ʟᴀꜱᴛ ɴɪɢʜᴛ'ꜱ ᴇᴘɪꜱᴏᴅᴇ ᴏꜰ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪꜱʟᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀꜱ-

ᴍᴇ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴀ ꜱɪɴɢʟᴇ ᴘɪɴᴄʜ ᴏꜰ ᴅᴇᴄᴇɴᴄʏ: ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴏᴘ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ.

ˢᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ˡᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒⁿᶜᵉᵖᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ⁱᵗˢᵉˡᶠ ʰᵃᵈ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ᶜᵒᵐᵖˡᵉᵗˡʸ ʳᵉᵇᵒᵒᵗᵉᵈ...

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