Episode 31

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Me: It's here. Wait here I'll be back.

Yoongi: Jagiya I want to go with you.

Me: Oppa there many army here and I don't want only one of them to touch you. Or I'm killing them.

Yoongi: Jagiya come back quickly

Megane: She's going for only a few seconds jeez.

Me: Keep an eye on him for me.

Megane: You are going only a few seconds.

Me: No one knows

Yoongi: Jagiyaaaa

Me: I'll be back a few seconds

I close the van door and walk to the house of Shaina not that far only to 2 m away from the van.

Shaina: Bitch you better explain.

Me: In the van.

Shaina: Van couldn't it be a limo.

Me: No one knew they were coming so shut up.

Shaina: What about hoby is he single?

Me: Single as the air

Shaina: Omg hallelujah.

Me: Move your ass my hubby is waiting for me there.

Shaina: Bitch you were married to Mr sugar and didn't told me.

Me: SHAINA MOVE YOUR DAMN ASS OR I PROMISE YOU I'LL PULL YOU BY YOUR EAR!!!

Shaina: Alright alright let's go.

I push Shaina next to J hope since only there was sit left. And damn that girl was happy.

Shaina: So right now I'm in a van with THE Bts.

Me: No with their twins.

Shaina: Bitch if I could also get their twins I'll be happy

Megane: Okruuuu

Emily: Let's go before real cardi b come.

Jin: Did you knew we were friends with cardi b

Me: Really Oppa can you call her

Yoongi: Jagiya but she must me busy

Me: Oppaaa

Yoongi: Okay okay I'll call her

He dial a number he put the speaker and a female voice directly answer.

Cardi b: Sup Yoongi.

Yoongi: Hey Cardi you know my girlfriend want to talk to you and...

Cardi b: You got a girl and when were you going to tell meeehh

Taehyung: We were gonna tell you but...

Cardi b:No but you just had to tell me

Me, Megane, Emily, Jessica and Shaina: No but you just had to tell her.

Cardi b: Okruuu. I'm loving those Bitches already

Me, Megane, Emily, Jessica and Shaina: We love you too Cardi!!!

Cardi b: Those girls. I want to meet them as soon as possible. Mainly the one that Yoongi choose she must be special.

Yoongi: Very special.

Cardi b: Gurlll that man love you to his deepest soul. Oh tell me no one love that bitch of Nicki Minaj.

Me, Megane, Emily, Jessica and Shaina: We only have one Queen of Rap.

Cardi b: Good good good. Yoongi you better give me their number.

Yoongi: Yes Cardi.

Cardi b: Oh gotta go. Talk to you later bitches. And Yoongi

Yoongi: Yes mom.

Cardi b: How many fucking time do I have to tell you not to call me mom.

Yoongi: 3467 times

Jungkook: 3468 exactly. Don't you count this one.

Cardi b: Alright alright alright. So whach your name? Start from Yoongi girls

Me: Kate

Cardi b: Kate.

Megane: Megane

Cardi b: Megane and you are for

Taehyung: ME!! SHE'S MINE!!

Cardi b: Did you had to scream?

Jessica: Jessica

Cardi b: Jessica bet you are Jungkook's

Jungkook: Huh?

Cardi b: Jessica Jungkook Jungkook Jessica.

Emily: Emily

Me: 3 Apple stand

Cardi b: Jimin's girl right. So you are Emily.

Jimin: How did you...

Cardi: 3 apple stand

Shaina: Shaina

Cardi B: Shaina Hoseok girl. Since you are the one left. Because Jin and Namjoon are Gay sooo

Jungkook: She also knew.

Me: If y'all wasn't jerk they would have told you.

Cardi b: Don't be so smooth go right away.

Me and Cardi b: Assholes.

Cardi B: I love that girl. Yoongi Gimme your girl

Yoongi: NO ONE TOUCH MINE!!!

Cardi b: Alright boy. So childish. I gotta really go now offset gonna kill me. Gimme those girls number.

Yoongi: Yes m'dam

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