March 23rd, 2018

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Dear Amelia Rose,

How dare you insult my godly looks?
I am really quite offended.

How old am I?
Heh.
A man never reveals his age.

And (excuse you!) I am very interesting.
I will have you know that I was voted 'Class Clown' back in 8th grade.

Sincerely,
Parker

P.S: if I enclose a picture of myself in the next letter you better give me those ten bucks. :)

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