March 29th, 2018

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To Parker,

My God, you're already a pain in the ass.

And just take your ten dollars, I don't need to see your face.

But in your blunderings you have revealed clues to your age.
With my superior skills of intellect I have deduced that you are older than an 8th grader.

Hm.
Do you have any pets?
Preferably ones that know how to use a pen and paper.
I still need an interesting correspondent.

From,
   Amelia (just Amelia)

P.S: trust me boy, you're still clowning.

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