To Parker,
I see this is an argument I won't win.
You're such a child.
And just... don't.
Call me Amelia, hell- call me Princess Aurora, but don't call me Lia.
Okay?
Is your dog wearing a party hat? Because if so I need a picture. Please. :)
Send my apologies to Fluffernutter.
I have now washed my hands three times, after realizing that my fingers touched your spit when opening that letter.
If I get rabies it's your fault.
If writing to me is fun you have a screw loose, dummy.
And aren't you a little old for Disney?
Ugh.
No I haven't dated anyone before. All the boys I know have the mental capacities of rocks. Actual rocks. (Including you, Parker)
A very important question: do you like cheeseburgers?
From,
Amelia
P.S: Ewwww. That's so nasty. It would be for me and my MOM you dummy.
Gross.
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Dear Amelia Rose | ✔️
RomanceAmelia was living the life, until a disastrous car accident took both her father and best friend. Feeling lost and alone she grudgingly signs up for a pen-pal program, determined not to grow close to the boy on the other end of the mailbox
