April 2nd, 2018

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Dear Amelia Rose,

My, my!
What an intellect you are.
Perhaps you are related to Albert Einstein, there were a few white hairs stuck in the last envelope I received.

To ensure I am not writing to a ancient witch or something of that sort, I must ask your age.
For security purposes.

Heh, little did you know that my dog has licked every one of those past envelopes closed.
Your welcome. :)

Hehe did you get my little package yesterday? I made it specially just for you. ;)
April Fools, Amelia Rose!

Sincerely,
Parker

P.S: Me? A pain in the ass? Ouch, Amelia Rose, ouch.

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