Dear Amelia Rose,
My, my!
What an intellect you are.
Perhaps you are related to Albert Einstein, there were a few white hairs stuck in the last envelope I received.To ensure I am not writing to a ancient witch or something of that sort, I must ask your age.
For security purposes.Heh, little did you know that my dog has licked every one of those past envelopes closed.
Your welcome. :)Hehe did you get my little package yesterday? I made it specially just for you. ;)
April Fools, Amelia Rose!Sincerely,
ParkerP.S: Me? A pain in the ass? Ouch, Amelia Rose, ouch.
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Dear Amelia Rose | ✔️
RomanceAmelia was living the life, until a disastrous car accident took both her father and best friend. Feeling lost and alone she grudgingly signs up for a pen-pal program, determined not to grow close to the boy on the other end of the mailbox