Oh great Naruto kittens

Not a chapter

Warning; yaoi smut!!

Hidan bits down on Kakuzus neck as said man squirms while tied up, he didn't know why this happened all Kakuzu remembers was counting his money while Hidan did his usual prayer, the zombie duo had been dating for almost a year and whenever they had fun, Kakuzu always dominates him now Hidan tried to persuade him to bottom even asked nicely which got the stitched man a bit freaked out, but Kakuzu refused every single time saying he didn't have experience, and this got the zealot pissed to the point that one day while Kakuzu wasn't looking he sprinkled some sleeping dust -from the sleeping pills he broke- into the tea Kakuzu was making for himself almost everyone were on missions that day except Pain and Konan so it was almost perfect, Kakuzu drank some after a while and slowly he started to black out one he did, Hidan took his chance and took off his clothes and so Kakuzu doesn't kill him when he awakes-even though-he's going to later on clicked some chakra block cuffs
Jack reads on in her room, it was her day off and, she hasn't been reading fanfics ever since they got here as you can see she's reading an akatsuki smut fan fiction, their not her faves but she loves the fact that Kakuzu is being bottomed by Hidan, she could almost see Kakuzu making a lewd face begging for more she was hot on the inside with that thought, but on the outside she's reading it with a blank stare, things like this never bother her in fact she just laughs at it, little did she know that her fantasies will come to light

Downstairs
The former akastukis stares in horror as they watched Hidan kissing Kakuzus neck Kakuzu tied up with invisible ropes, just a few minutes ago, they were At each others throats, when suddenly Hidan was kissing Kakuzu on the lips it felt like he was pushed with an invisible force the duo tried to pull away but it was like they we're glued together others tried to help but an invisible force prevented that, like Kisame tried to pull Kakuzu away when suddenly-bam!! He flew out of the couch the others had no other choice but to either watch as they make out some more or leave, Konan didn't seem bothered by it though, in fact she got a few nose bleeds along the way
Kakuzu; Hidan, what the Fuck do you think you're doing? (He seethes)
Hidan: what dose it look like I'm fucking doing?(Hidan seethes back)
Hidan then starts stroking Kakuzu's member the latter groaned forcing himself not to like it but failing because his cheeks have a faint blush on them, if Hidan would've been patient then maybe Kakuzu would've let him dominate one day then again Hidan wasn't the type to be patient to begin with
Kakuzu; Hidan, I-I swear,.. o-o-once were d-done here... I'll make sure... to dismantle you! (Uh-oh his voice is cracking)
Hidan; heh, yeah, yeah but for now let's enjoy this moment
Then Hidan moves down and gulps his member Kakuzu groans louder and his cheeks turns redder

Downstairs
Hidan; THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!!
Kakuzu: WHAT THE HELL IS TH-Aaah!!
Kakuzus shouts turned into moans as Hidan gulps his member bobbing his head up and down Hidans eyes widen as he sees his finger penetrate Kakuzu, said man almost screamed as Hidan moves his finger in and out of him
Kakuzu; n-no take it o-o-ut ha please! (Kakuzu begged)
Kakuzu; take-it o-out, you bas... bastard!
Kakuzu moans as Hidan thrusts his fingers in and out of Kakuzu while bobbing his head up and down his shaft
Kakuzu/kakuzu; Aaah?!!
Hidan/Hidan;what the/ found it
Kakuzu was on the verge of cumming but Hidan suddenly stoped, Kakuzu almost let outa sad whine
Kakuzu; o-oi!!
Hidan; ah ah ah, I haven't entered you yet(Hidan pulled down his pants and brings out a lube, then spreads it around his member and inside Kakuzu hitting that spot that made him see stars, so this is how Hidan feels Kakuzu thought dazed
Hidan; I wanna tease you more but I can't hold on much longer, don't worry it'll hurt less with this (slowly he pushes in they both moaned) f-f-uck this feels way better than your mouth
Kakuzu; Haah, mmh
Hidan: are you ok? Can I move (what's with this genteelness all of a sudden well Kakuzu can't say he's not turned on more and without another word bucks his hip as a yes Hidan takes the hint and pulled out almost his whole dick before thrusting back in, immediately hitting the spot
Kakuzu/Kakuzu; Aaaaaahh~
Hidan/Hidan: fuck~!
That's strange, it feels as though jack can actually hear their moans
Upon watching his lovers face as he thrust at that sweet spot which is fully red and sweaty with his eyes closed and browse furrowed with his mouth drolly a bit, Hidan almost came right then and there, he wished he had the sharingan so he could bury this moment deep in his lewd though, Kakuzu clenches down on him making Hidan moan in pleasure
Kakuzu; I'm hah hah hah I'm cl-oce! Hah hah hah!
Hidan; me-me to... Kakuzu.. I love you so fucking much hah
Without warning, Hidan thrusts faster and Harder making Kakuzu moan louder, with one last thrust to that g-spot both of them came very hard

Kakuzu; Aaaaaaahhhhhh~~~
Now this broke jack out of her thought, she rushed down to sound only to find, Hidan rocking back and forth in a corner pants off and Kakuzu passed out on the couch covered in..... oh wow yikes did her fantasies just come to life? In that cace, she looks at itachi and couldn't wait to find him in the same stage with Kisame.
The akatsuki-except Konan who fainted due to blood loss- all fear for themself especially the favorites

Bye bye