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Q&A (Answers!)

Yoongi's Questions:

Q: Why are u so cute like I'm dead from ur cuteness

A: Please don't die, I'll be sad..- Uh, I mean, I'm not cute! I'm 100% manly!

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Q: why u so fucking cute? ~ I just wanna squish your cheeks and let it stay like that forever

A: Never thought I'd hear the word "fucking" and cute in the same sentence.

Jungkook barges in Well, It could be used in a sentence like "I want to fucking destroy your cute ass in be-" Yoongi kicks him out, literally.

A: ANYWAYS! I'm not cute but whats stopping you from squishing my cheeks?

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Q: do you like cats?

A: Yep! Seokjin got me my cat two years ago on my birthday! She's like my child. But... now I can't get to her..

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Q: Are you secretly a cat?

A: Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. we'll never knowwww...

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Q: May I halp you free? Im sorreh u got kidnapped. :0

A: Please? I miss my kitty and I even miss Seokjin.. Not so much of my parents, though.

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Jungkook's Questions:

Q: protect yoonie at all costs. if you don't... let's do this the hard way~

A: Is this supposed to be a sex joke or- anyways, I'll protect him. Even if it means it'll take my own life.

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Q: Why were you a major stalker????

A: He reminds me so much of my past lover.. The only differences is, He's a human and a boy while she was.. something else and a female.

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Q: Why would u kidnap someone? Couldn't have done it the normal way and get to know him?

A: What's the fun in that? And, That would take too long. He probably would have gone to him instead..

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Q: Oop plz no kidnap. Plz give Yoongi back to his fam TT - TT he is starving and wants to go home

A: No. He's better off with me then to be there closer to him. And I'm trying to get him to eat. I don't hurt him.. o̸͟͞n̸͟͞ p̸͟͞u̸͟͞r̸͟͞p̸͟͞o̸͟͞s̸͟͞e̸͟͞, a̸͟͞t̸͟͞ l̸͟͞e̸͟͞a̸͟͞s̸͟͞t̸͟͞.

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Seokjin's Question's:

Q: HOW DARE YOU NOT PROTECT THE LIL MEOW MEOW?!??!

A: It's kind of hard to do that while being held down in snow by someone. Could you do it if you were in my place?

Q: How can you be so loyal like buddy i appreciate you.

A: Thank you and I guess I'm loyal because we're close. And Yoongi's family gave me a place to stay (even if i just got fired) when my own parents left me.

Q: Okay but how are u so handsome?

A: I guess I just got lucky. Not everyone is blessed with beauty and I just happened to be the most blessed. attepts to do a sassy hair flip but remebers my hair is too short so just blows a kiss

Q: Hallo I sorry for being fired would u like a comfort animal for ur stress?

A: No thank you, I think I already found one :)

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Jimin Questions:

Q: are u lost? cause mochi... heaven is way to far from here. no like, seriously.

A: Ah.. I got kicked out of heaven when i was flirting with other angles. Now I'm just.. here.

Q: Do you live in that treehouse or something?

A: Yeah. When I fell from heaven I built it on my own and put some furniture in it! I've been living in it for decades since.

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Taehyung's question's:

Q: Who are you dating? (A/N: lmao this was what everyone asked him)

A: Hm. I won't tell you exactly, but I will give you a hints: 🙌📚🌳, 🦊 🐍🌼

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Hoseok's Question's

Q: Is one of the people u dating Tae or Namjoon or are you dating both?

A: ah.. I can't answer that. I'll get bitten again haha 😅😅 but I am dating two people. not saying its them, but here is a hint on one of them!: 🐶💜

Hold up!!! Is that really the only question I get? I mean... I know I'm only mentioned once but does nobody really want to know about me? 🙁🙁😔

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Namjoon's Question's:

Q: Who are you dating?

A: Well, I don't give you guys a easy answer. I won't make it too hard, either. I'll give you hints on who they are, but it's them from the real world (your world). here: 🍾🚓🚔🤽🏃‍♂️🙍🙍‍♂️, 🎠🎂🕺😃☺😊🌁😴

It may seem hard, but I know you guys are smart! You can do this! ^^

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Q: Why you gotta be so rude~? (A/N: this was my favorite song back then sidhdjdh)
Don't you know he's human too~?
DAfaq you thinking when you fired Jinnie???

A: I belive you should watch your language, child. And, he failed to protect our child. He's no use if he can't even do that.

Q: If your son gay let him be gay

A: If he was homosexual, I believe he would tell me and his father. But, he hasn't so when we find him we will continue to look for a nice princess for him

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Q: Why would ya fire Jin that's not cool

A: I don't care about what is "cool". I care about our kindom and it's safety. And he failed to protect my son so there was no need for him. If he couldn't protect him, how could he protect our people?

Q: I can't belive u fired Jin, were u intimidated by his beauty?

A: No, I was not. I don't not care about beauty and if I did, I certainly would not find another male "beautiful" or "attractive".

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Question's for Author (me):

Q: I love this book you're amazing keep up the good work

A: Thank you and i will!

Q: I love you and this book so much! you nice keep going!

A: I love you too and I'm happy you love it! Thank you!

Q: What gave you inspiration for this book??? (It's great. I love it keep up the great work)

A: Before making this book I was actually watching Adventure Time on my phone and when I saw Princess bubble gum and Marceline, I was like "What if I made Yoongi a prince and Jungkook a vampire king?" then BOOM! this book was birthed. And thank you!^^

Q: This book is freaking amazing

A: Glad you're enjoying it and thank you! ^^

Q: Hallo oversized omlette fetus. (A/N:😂😂😂), Notice book

A: Hello child, thank you!