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It's true! I share my Johnny with you, you share your Johnny with me, They share their Johnny with us! That's the Depphead way! If we could all marry him at the same time, we would! Wait a minute...? 🤔
*Helicopter flies over a beach*
Reporter: Hello I'm Olivia Obsessed with the Fandom Network, flying over the beach where Johnny Depp is currently marrying all the Depphead's on earth! It's one groom and... well, we won't bore you with the details but there is one crap-load of brides down there! See that giant white spot on the beach? Yeah, that's all the brides making their way down the aisle!
Preacher: And do you John Christopher Depp II take this army of multiple women to be your lawfully wedded wives? ...All of them?
Johnny: I do!
Preacher: Then by the power vested in me, you may kiss the brides! Or just save it for the honeymoon... we'll be here all day and then some!
