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Scambitch Whored: I got 3.9 million insta followers and currently 937 posts! Cause I'm just that great! And I followed 49 people because I'm a generous queen!
Johnny: Ooh! I just hit 4.7 million followers and I only have 6 post so far! And I followed 110 people who love and support me cause they deserve it!
Me: Aww! There's a lot more than 110!
Johnny: Yeah, I know. But it would take me forever to track em all down!
Me: Understandable. *Stares over Johnny's shoulder at Ambitch* You can stop giving us the psycho bitch stare! We already know you're a psycho bitch without the stare!
*Scambitch storms out of Starbucks like a rat from a sinking ship*
Me: Looks like the trash is taking itself out now!
Johnny:
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