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This image was taken from recently when Johnny guest starred on an episode of an Italian Television show called C'è posta per Te, which means 'You got Mail' when translated.
The quote in this image plus the fact that #JusticeforJohnnyDepp has been trending lately, inspired me to write a song parody! A little homemade anthem for the Depphead Army! It's a parody of that song I'll Make a Man Out Of You from Disney's Mulan! Why? Because who doesn't love a good Disney Classic!
I got the original verison of the song here! So hit play and sing your hearts out, Members of the Depphead Army!
~ Title: Johnny, We Believe in You~
Me: Let's get down to business, to defeat Ambitch! Does anyone but me question, Why Johnny married that witch? She's the sickest chick I've ever seen! And now she's started a media war! But Johnny, we believe in you!
You're sweet and compassionate, but there's a fighter within! She can spread all her rumors, but you are sure to win! You're an inspiration to every one of us, And you're stronger than you know! And remember we believe in you!
Ambitch: He nearly beat me to death!
Depphead #1: Your painted-on bruises are looking runny!
Ambitch: I'm way better off without him!
Depphead #2: Say one more thing and I'll fight you to the death!
Ambitch: Now everyone can see right through me!
Depphead #3: You're future in Hollywood is looking really grim!
Deppheads: We're Deppheaded Fans!
Me: We must wait for justice to be served!
Deppheads: We're Deppheaded Fans!
Me: We'll help our man make it through!
Deppheads: We're Deppheaded Fans!
Me: Our support will bring him higher! All her lies will come undone soon! This time the truth will come forward, Everyone knows Ambitch lied!
Ambitch: This can't be happening, My career has died!
Me: You're unworthy of someone like him, you whore! So stop your lying, get out, you're through! Johnny, we always believed in you!
Deppheads: We're Deppheaded Fans!
Me: We must wait for justice to be served!
Deppheads: We're Deppheaded Fans!
Me: We'll help our man make it through!
Deppheads: We're Deppheaded Fans!
Me: Our support will bring him higher! All of her lies will come undone soon!
Deppheads: We're Deppheaded Fans!
Me: We love you, Johnny! For now and forever!
Deppheads: We're Deppheaded Fans!
Me: Don't worry Johnny, we're standing with you!
Deppheads: We're Deppheaded Fans!
Me: We'll always have faith in you! Because we always believed in you!
