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*After defeating the Ambitch Dragon and climbing up the stairs to the tall tower, the Princess in shining armor comes to the bed chamber where lies her Sleeping Beauty! She kisses him and he awakens with his curse finally broken*
Johnny: Hey.
Me: Hi.
Johnny: *Tries to get outta bed*
Me: No! No! Stay there! *Lies down and curls up beside him, purring*
Johnny: Okay, I'm excited about falling in love with you too, but can I go pee first? I've been asleep for a hundred years!
Me: And I just gutted a fricken dragon for you! So hold it and snuggle me!
Johnny: Fine. But if the three fairies see a urine stain on the mattress, you're taking the blame!
