POTC 2 in 2006:
Will Turner: Why is Jack afraid of the open ocean?
Mr. Gibbs: Well, if you believe such things, there's a beast does the bidding of Davy Jones a fearsome creature with giant tentacles that'll suction your face clean off and drag an entire ship down to the crushing darkness. The kraken. They say the stench of its breath is like... Imagine, the last thing you know on God's green earth is the roar of the kraken and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses.
Deppheads 2020:
Fellow Deppheads: Why is Johnny preparing to go to court in July?
Me: Well, if you believe such things... There's a she-beast that does the bidding of Satan himself, a viscous narsasistic creature that'll suck your soul straight from your body and drag your entire life through the mud... the Ambitch. They say her rage is like... *Shudders* Imagine, the last thing you know in this life is the screeching howl of the Ambitch and the burning, stinging pain of her fist hitting your jaw. Johnny isn't the only person to feel her wrath, but he is the first to take her head on.
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