THE FOURTEENTH | SEVENTEEN 14TH MEMBER

incorrect quotes pt.3

Jewel : *Exists*

GRAY: hello there my lovely daughter

Jay Park: No, she's my daughter

Simon Dominic: nope, she's my daughter bitches

Taeil [from Block B]: Nah I'm pretty sure she's mine

Zion.T: She's mine I'm taking her back

J.Seph [from KARD, with a Broom]: DON'T WORRY MY DAUGHTER, PAPA'S HERE TO SAVE YOU

Jewel: excuse me?

S.coups: Let's us just go home

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Jewel: let's be clear here

Jewel: no one in our group acts their age

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Jewel: where's Jae?

Young K: I don't know, I lost him

Jewel: this call for drastic measures

Jewel : *inhales*

Young K: shit here we go again

Jewel : *yells* JAEHYUNGPARKIAN IS NOT REAL

Jae: WHERE ARE YOU? IT'S REAL YOU LITTLE SHI-

Jewel: found him

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MC: Nu'est, Seventeen, or Monsta X?

Jewel: Nu'emonteen

Jewel: what? No one said that I couldn't combine their name

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Jooheon:

Hoshi:

Jewel: Oh, sorry. I thought Jooheon cloned himself

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Woozi: H-

Jewel: Omg, so talented *wipes tears*

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Jewel: do that thing

Vernon: what?

Jewel: the thing that made my mood skyrocketed

Vernon: *curse*

Jewel: hell yeah, thanks man

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JR: Ren said he doesn't want to give you attention

Jewel: then f his attention, I just need yours

JR: but you have Aron's and Baekho's

Jewel :

Jewel: ᴼᵘᶜʰ ⁿᵒᵗᶦᶜᵉ ᵐᵉ ˢᵉⁿᵖᵃᶦ

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Jewel: Sign this

Jun: Is that our marriage certificate?

Jewel: No.

Jun, sadly: Oh...

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"YOU LET MINGYU LOOSE WITH A WATER GUN??!!"
- Jewel probably

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Jewel: Stop looking down on me

Woozi, on the counter: what the...

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Burglar: Give me your money or you'll die

Vernon: Shit you asked the wrong question

Burglar: What-

Jewel: You can take my life, I don't get paid enough for this shit anyway

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The8: So as your best friend-

Jewel: But, Dino is my best friend

The8: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND

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S.coups: Don't cry

Jewel: I'm not crying. I'm having an allergic reaction

S.coups: To what

Jewel: Human

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Jeonghan: Are you ready to go out and greet these girls?

Jewel: [Panicked bi screech]

Jeonghan: Got it, have a nice day

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[In a group chat]

Jewel: I'm god

Jewel: good*

Jewel: nvm I'm god

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Jewel: What are we?

S.coups: Human?

Jewel: Well, that's right, but, like what are we?

S.coups: Leos?

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Jewel: *texting Woozi* I MISS YOU SO MUCH PLEASE COME BACK QUICK

Jewel: *deletes messages, retyping* Hurry up I need help on getting rid of these bodies

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Jewel: Can you help me with my wedding?

Jewel: Oh! I didn't know you were getting married. What do you want me to do?

Jewel: Be my wife

Dino: Give me the taser again