Im bored so heres some quotes that I heard from my friends or somewhere on the internet idk
Alana: (slides chair to the very back of the class) I would do anything to graduate.
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Connor: If I saw you doing drugs...You better count me the fuck in.
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Michael: Cmon guys its not that bad!
(under breath) May Poseidon wash this forsaken planet away.
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Michael: Honestly, Go fuck yourself.
Jeremy: Who me?
Michael: No its not you.
SQUIP: Is it me?
Michael: ...
(mockingly)"Is iT ME?" Yes bitch its you, the fuck-
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Jared: Im gonna say the N word!
Everyone else:
Jared: Nfuck-
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Rich: usbfnjwnskd-
Jake: Rich, are you high?
Michael: hes not even tall yet.
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Jeremy:
SQUIP: its all your fault.
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Jared: its not illegal unless you get caught.
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Connor: are you a coma? Cause i wanna be in you.
Evan: Connor I-
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Zoe: can u pass me that controller?
Jared: Ur mOm is a c0ntr0ller.
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Jenna: and then the spores from the ferm grow into a suitable environment.
Jenna: But I am not sure if what i am saying is correct or not.
Jenna: but then again you wont be needing this in ur non-existant futures anyway so why bother?
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Brooke: what do you call those paintings that have god on them?
Christine: Renaissance paintings.
Brooke: (to chloe) now tell her what you think theyre called.
Chloe: (mumbles) Jesus fanart..
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DEH & BMC oneshots
FanfictionThis is my first oneshot book theres a bunch of fluff and maybe angst.. MAYBE SMUT ;) (Mostly Boyf riends) if yk me from school, no u don't .•:°Art cover is mine°:•. This book is discontinued, but i still do requests lmao
