Tf2 x reader headcanons/oneshots

Request here!

NOTE: I AM CURRENTLY ONLY DOING HEADCANONS, NO ONESHOTS FOR NOW

I accept
✦Mercs
✦Miss Pauling + Saxton + Zhanna
✦Any gendered reader
✦Angst, murder, death of important characters
✦S-icide/s-icidal thoughts and SH/red, marks
✦Mentioned/implied sexual acts
✦Swearing
✦Racism (AS LONG AS IT ISN'T IMPLIED AS GOOD)
✦Mentioned Noncon (as in, it happened with an ex or something)
✦Mentioned pedophilia (as in, it happened with an ex or something)
✦Cheating
✦Polyamory/monogamy

I don't accept
✦Direct Noncon
✦Direct sexual acts
✦Pedophilia from any of the characters
✦Extreme gore
✦OCs

Exceptions
People who have won a competition that I've set up may have different rules.