BANANA PEAL

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Dabi's point of view

CRASH

THUMP

CRACK

"FUCK!"

I sat up quickly and saw that Izuku on the floor. I shrugged and got out of bed. If he wants to kiss the floor then just let him kiss the floor. I grabbed my usual clothes from my drawer and went to change in the room's small bathroom.

After I am dressed and showed I walk out of the bathroom. Izuku is now on the bed and he has on clean clothes. He is laying straight on his back looking at the ceiling. I walk over to him and poke his face. He groans and sits up to look at me. He is really cute when he is half asleep.

"So did you like sleeping with me~? Last night you just kept on hugging me to death. You even calmed down from a nightmare when I hugged you." -Dabi

His face became bright red. I laughed at his face and he threw a pillow at me. He grabbed another pillow and put his face into it. I smiled at his attempt to hide his face in a pillow. He let out a muffled scream. I laughed solfly and pick him up. I threw him over my shoulder like a sack of potatoes. He dropped the pillow and started to try to kick me in the chest to get me to put him down. The key word was try. He failed. I opened our door and started the walk down to the bar. Toga then walked out of her room and joined me on my walk with a screaming teen on my shoulder. The kid was hitting my back and just screaming for me to put him down. I just patted his back and let him scream his head off.

Tomura's point of view

Some new people Grain brought over five minutes ago are pretty annoying. They are all talking amongst themselves at the moment. Muscular and Moonfish left earlier to go kill in celebration. I am positive they just wanted to kill people. I am just sitting at the bar drinking some water. I can't be drunk all the time. The people have have strong quirks so I let them join. Then I heard Devil screaming at Dabi agian. I dusted my cup by accident. Hear comes the screaming match for today. Good thing I finished my water. All noise in the bar just stopped to listen to this insane screaming child.

"DABI YOU PICE OF SHIT PUT ME DOWN! I AM NOT JOKING YOU SICK FUCK I WILL USE MY QUIRK TO MAKE YOU TRIP IF YOU DON'T PUT ME DOWN! I AM NOT A SACK OF POTATOES FOR YOU TO CARRY YOU DIME WIT! TOGA HELP ME! PLEASE!"

"NOPE YOUR ON YOUR OWN IZU~!"

"Yeah Izu! It's not that bad! Plus your really light almost like a child, so if you are a child I have to hold you like one~".

"DABI, YOU SICK FUCKER! I AM NOT A CHILD! TOGA WHEN YOU GET IN TROUBLE I AM LEAVING YOUR ASS!"

"They are really loud." -Twice

"Yep, don't worry those two scream at like 1 in the morning as well." -Tomura

"Wait Izu? like the Flame Devil, Izu!" -Mustard

"Yeah that one. He is not what I expected him to be." -Tomura

"Heh, yeah he gets that a lot. Sometimes he has to show his quirk to people to show that he is the person that goes and burns shit". -Mustard

"So you know him?" -Tomura

"Yep once he sees me he will probably scream a bit less." -Mustard

"Why's that?" -Tomura

"He might seem like a total asshole but he does care about his friends. You just have to show that you aren't fake." -Mustard

"Trust issues?" -Spinner

"Yep, he was left by everyone. He decided he would not trust anyone that he doesn't think will leave him in the end." -Mustard

"So you know what happened to him?" -Tomura

"Yep but I am not gonna spill the tea! It took me and Toga months to get him super drunk and telling him our backstory for him to even share a little bit of his." -Mustard

"PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN YOU SMELLY FUCKING BURNT DICKHEAD! Oh Hey Banana peal! Why are you hear I thought your parents sighed you up for bad kids school?" -Izuku

"Still with that stupid nickname and I may or may not have escaped that hell hole" -Mustard

"Well whenever you can rob a bank with out slipping on a banana peal somehow. I mean that was sad. You slipped on a banana peak infront of Snape. I hade to drag you away from getting captured by your idle because you twisted your ankle from a fucking banana peal. Enough about your really sad attempt to rob a bank you might want to cover your ears for this. DABI YOU PICE OF SHIT PUT ME DOWN!" -Izuku

Devil's flames came from his back in there usual shape and then flew around the room to get more speed and then dove down to punched Dabi in the gut. He flew back in to a wall and Devil did a fucking flip to get off of him. Devil flipped him off and made his fire retreat back to him. That was slightly impressive.

"That's what you get, idiot." -Izuku

"So Banana peal how's life?" -Izuku

"Is he okay?" - Mr. Compress

"Yep, he is perfectly fine! Well probably not mentally but physically he should be okay. If not I hade nothing to do with it and I was visiting France for school or something." -Izuku

"So why did you join the group? You don't usually like to join groups, Izu." -Mustard

"Toga." -Izuku

"YEP! I forced him to come pretty much and he new he couldn't get out of joining if I joined!" -TOGA

"Ugh kid, I swear if you ever do that agian I will burn you." -Dabi

"Sure you will.....but try not to burn your relationship with your future boyfriend, Dabi!" -TOGA

Toga ran out of the bar quickly. Dabi and Devil faces got really red and Devil took off after her with his flames already out. This is quite amusing. Dabi got up, dusted himself off and calmly walked to the door. I wonder if she will come back alive.

"I am going to fucking kill her. Oh and Hi Spinner, Mr. Compress, welcome to this fucked up family. " -Dabi

"Have fun with your boyfriend!" -Mustard

Dabi flipped him off and ran out the door to go help hunt down the insane child. I got up slowly looked at the group and took a deep breath.

"We are so going to tease them about this forever, agreed?" -Tomura

The room was filled with many yes and a few we are so dead. I can live with this new group. I now have a new way to tease the two of them. Perhaps it won't be so bad hear after all. I guess Kurogiri was right after all. I really should try to socialize more.

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