Dabi is so done with this shit.

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This is what a normal day for the Villains is! Have fun.

Izuku's point of view 10:00 am
two days later

"LOVE BIRDS GET UP!" - Toga

"..no..need..sleep.." - Izuku

"..fuck..off...crazy..bitch..." - Dabi

"NO NOW GET UP! YOU GUYS ARE THE LAST ONES UP!" - Toga

" ....fine" - Izuku

I sat up in bed and stumbled over to my desk. I grabbed my clothes and went to change in the bathroom. Once I was physically ready to face the world I walked out of the bathroom. Dabi was still asleep on the bed. Not for long though! I went back in the the bathroom and got the biggest cup in there and started to fill it with cold water. I turned off the water and then walked back in to the bedroom. I went over to the door for a quick escape and threw the water at Dabi. It hit him and he jumped up. I made a run for the bar. He screamed threats at me while I ran. I ran down the stairs but them tripped on the last one. I looked up and just waved at everyone while still laying on the floor.

"What did you do?" - Mustard

"I did nothing." - Izuku

"Bullshit." - Tomura

"Yes that is what society is but I did absolutely nothing." - Izuku

"THE LITTLE SHIT POURED WATER ON ME! IT WAS FUCKING COLD!" - Dabi

"I don't know what he's talking about." - Izuku

"Why did you throw water at him?" - Mr. Compress

"Well if I did it would be because he won't wake up." - Izuku

"Well I am not helping you hide." - Tomura

"Dammit. Welp I am gonna go try to hide. I will see you later hopefully. if I don't come back alive make sure to dye Dabi's shirt pink." - Izuku

"Don't die Izu~! And don't worry I will use hot pink if you do~!" - Toga

"No promises!" - Izuku

I then ran out of the door and tryed to find a good place to hide.y best place was an alyway beside a trash can. I also set some other allyways on fire to confuse his heat thingy. I am such a idiotic genius. A few minutes later the door to the bar is kicked open. I am so dead! He just glanced at the other allyways and now he is going straight for my alyway. Shit! Time to run. I made a run for the exit to the alyway and he gave chase. Shit! Dead end! Well I guess this is how I die. I back away from Dabi and he fucking smiled at me. His hair still had water dripping from it and his shirt was soaked. Welp time for the only other option. Trying to talk my way out of this or distract him. Second option it is!

"So Dabi. Um nice weather huh?" - Izuku

"Quit trying to distract me brat." - Dabi

"I guess I can't convince you to not kill me huh?" - Izuku

"Nope." - Dabi

"I am so fucked." - Izuku

"Yes you definitely are." - Dabi

A few minutes later

Toga's point of view

A few minutes after Dabi left he came back in dragging Izuku by his foot. Izuku looked like he had been Burt which is pretty hard to tell sense you know he is immune to fire. Dabi looked so done with us. He dropped Izuku and sat down at the bar. He then slammed his head on the bar and Kurogiri passed him a cup of coffee which he gladly took. He then got up gave Izuku a light kick to the head and went to his room to probably shower. I decided that there wasn't enough drama yet. Welp time to pester Shiggy!

"Toga. Don't start another fight." - Mustard

"Fine. Your no fun." - Toga

He just rolled his eyes. This is getting boring now. I hopped up from my place at the bar and went to my room. I am gonna go watch YouTube videos on make-up or on pranks.

Two hour later

No one's point of view

"You still haven't got up yet?" - Dabi

"Yes. I live hear now." - Izuku

"Get up." - Dabi

"No." - Izuku

"I will drag you." - Dabi

"You already did!" - Izuku

" I will do it agian then." - Dabi

"NO!" - Izuku

"Yes now get up and get ready because Crazy will kill us if we don't go on a killing party with her! And then after she is going to drag us to get ice cream agian. Which I am not paying for you this time!" - Dabi

"NO. Go with her yourself! And yes you are so paying fory ice cream if I end up going." - Izuku

"Not happening brat. Now come on." - Dabi

"DABI LET GO OF MY FOOT! I SAID I DON'T WANT TO GOOOOOOOO! SHIGARAKI HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" - Izuku

"Your on your own kid." - Shigaraki

"Well fuck you to then." - Izuku

"Izuku get the fuck up." - Dabi

"NO!" - Izuku

"Then I am going to have to carry you to our room by your foot." - Dabi

"I LIVE ON THE FLOOR! JUST LET ME BE WITH MY PEOPLE!" - Izuku

"I guess I am carrying you then." - Dabi

"No!" - Izuku

"Izuku quite struggling!" -Dabi

"No!" - Izuku

"Now get fucking dressed Izuku?" - Dabi

Crash from Izuku being thrown in to his room

Dabi Slammed door

"......Fine." - Izuku

Nine hours later

Izuku's point of view 9:00

"Dabi....so...exhausted." -Izuku

I then flopped down on my bed and Dabi closed our door. It turns out we did go on a killing spree, we also got Ice cream, and Toga dragged us to an arcade. It was fun but then we got chased by pros because someone called the police. Luckily they were Idiots and didn't check if we hid in the bathrooms in a coffee shop. Best and weirdest escape plan that actually works. 5/5 would recommend to other villains. The lights were then cut off and I got under the covers. Dabi got in beside me and fell asleep pretty fast. I turned away from him and was about to fall asleep when he pulled me in to his chest. I probably look like a strawberry right now! I tried to get out but his grip was to strong. Eventually I let my self fall in to the darkness of sleep.

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