one tree hill forever

One pig, two pig

Hey guys! I feel like this book has become a bit too emotional so I'm going to try to keep this chapter a bit light hearted and funny.

*warning*
I am not a comedian but please laugh at my jokes even if they're not funny.

Lol

Oh look I'm laughing at my own joke

Haha I'm so weird

Oh right back to the book

Lololol

Yeah I'm not funny.
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Sawyers pov:

I took some time to cool down after the 'fight' with Lydia. I didn't know what to do so I decided to do what I usually do when I'm sad or worried, play the guitar.
I took out the guitar and started strumming it to the notes of 'Lego house'
I'm gonna pick up the pieces
And build a Lego house
If things go wrong
We can knock it down
The three words have two meanings
But there's one thing on my mind
It's all for you
Mm-mm
It's a dark and a cold December
But I got you to keep me warm
If you're broken I will mend you
And keep you sheltered from the storm that's raging on
Now

I'm out of touch
I'm out of love
I'll pick you up when you're getting down
And out of all these things I've done
I think I love you better now.

Ok fine I sing like crap. but I'm decent with the guitar. It's a secret but I had asked aunt Mia to teach me how to play, long ago and I've been getting better. it's really kind of personal. And that's why it really irritated me when I found Lydia with the box. That and she's acting like a complete *insert choice swear word here*
Ugh I don't have the time and energy to worry about that. I checked the time and realised it was half past 12. Oh wonderful I just remembered the mid night kiss. Hmm maybe I should have some fun with Davis. I mean it's really sucky what they're doing. But he said he really loves her. Oh god all this drama! I need a... A drink?
A drink won't hurt. I went out of my room quietly and made sure no one was around. I looked right and left before walking down slowly and going towards the fridge near the brown cabinets with glasses. Oh screw it. I took a six pack and went up softly.
Once I entered the room I breathed a sigh of relief. I took the drink out and started chugging. I realised I was thirsty. The cold liquid burned my throat in the start but after a few sips I could feel myself cooling down. it wasn't long before I was on my third bottle, laughing for no reason.
I took my phone out and texted Davis
Hey here's your 'mid night kiss' don't give it to Lydia by mistake, she has a boyfriend. Even if you 'really love her' lololol :)

How's being a bad brother

What did he do to you

Are you turning into a jock

Are you turning into a unicorn

Are you turning into a penguin

Are you finally becoming a human

Lololololol that rhymed

Reply to my texts traitor

That was harsh

Lol 'lol' is a such a funny word

Well it's a funny abbreviation

Lol 'abbreviation' is such a funny word

I laughed at my texts and took another gulp.
All of a sudden my conscious spoke up
Conscious -Sawyer what are you doing?

Oh hello conscious! I see we have moved past pleasantries

Sawyer.. What's wrong with you

Don't you mean what's wrong with you? Cause we're the same person? Get it!! Aah stupid conscious you get nothing

Doesn't that mean you're stupid? Since we're the same person

Excuse me? Did you just call me stupid? My feelings are hurt

You called me stupid half a minute ago

Um could you not keep track of what I say? It's creepy

I am you, remember?

'I am you'! What horrible English is this? You need an English teacher, I shall teach you English

Sawyer..

Good morning class, my name is Sawyer Lerman

Wait.. Lerman?

Yeah after Logan lerman, the hot actor... Duh!

Um when did you marry him?

Which world are you living in? We just had a marriage in candy land and unicorns were farting rainbows in it. You should really keep up with what's happening to you

Oh god I give up, you've drank too much

"But I won't give up on you!!"

Sawyer please don't sing

Why? I'm an independent woman and I shall do what I want to

Oh god just go to sleep

But mommy I want to stay up

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I felt myself slowly falling asleep and everything becoming blurry.

"Ok one pig, two lions, three sheep" I counted myself to sleep. I could sense a massive hangover coming for me.

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lol I hope this chapter made you laugh a bit. The next few will be full of Funny moments like these.

Ok fine so I'm not funny

I'm trying ok?

Practice makes perfect

Baking makes cake

Which reminds me, I want cake

Which reminds me, I'm hungry

Which reminds me, I'm writing a book

Wait why does that remind me that I'm writing a book

Aah- who cares?

Vote for the unicorns and pigs