Chapter 11:
𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘣 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴡ ᴛᴇxᴛɪɴɢ 'ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ'ꜱ ᴛʜɪᴄᴋᴇꜱᴛ ᴀᴠᴇɴɢᴇʀꜱ'
TONY
before i say anything, it wasn't my fault
STEVE
what did you do?
TONY
what did I do? what did natasha do!
NATASHA
tony, it's 3 am. what the fuck
PETER
ahem
SHURI
ahem
actually i don't give a fuck 🤷🏾♀️
STEVE
watch it
NATASHA
lemme rephrase that..
tony, it's 3 am. what the heck?
PETER
that's better
SHURI
now spill the tea!
NATASHA
to be honest, peter started it all
PETER
i blew up the lab once and it's the end of the world!
NATASHA
...
i meant about the person who knows your identity
PETER
oh. that actually makes more sense
uh... sorry mr. stark
TONY
you blew up the lab?!
CLINT
so no one's gonna talk about peter's identity or..?
NATASHA
nah, this is more interesting
PETER
i didn't mean to!
the school lab was so far away at the moment so i thought i could use yours since you said i could!
WANDA
ooh! story time! 👀☕
SAM
stop hogging the bag of popcorn and pass it over!
BUCKY
no
PETER
and you know what? i was like, "i should just go," but then shuri came in and was like, "it doesn't matter! that old man won't find out!"
she didn't exactly say it like that but i made them family friendly words :)
SHURI
peter! you had to rat me out?
TONY
what words did you use?
PETER
nothing nice
so i was making the web fluid for my web shooters like a little angel and then shuri looks up from her phone and says, "yo, we should make a tik tok."
so of course i'm like, "heck yeah!"
NATASHA
did you make it?
SHURI
and it was dope as fuck! 🔥
STEVE
language!
WANDA
shut up capsule! i'm trying to hear the rest of the story!
SAM
sister snapped! 👏
WANDA
continue
PETER
so at this point, we're halfway through making the video, when out of no where, she pus out hair spray and a lighter
like one of the old ones from steve's day that makes her look old
SHURI
i can buy your life
PETER
anyways!
she goes: "let's light this (b word) on fire!" 5 second later, the place goes kaboom! 🤯
TONY
i am so disappointed
SHURI
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THOR
ah, reminds me of the days where loki and i were younger. he used to trick and stab me as a child!
NATASHA
eh, we've all been there
BRUCE
you are all so messed up
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Fanfiction❝ oh shit, thanks mr. stark. ❞ ❝ yeah, but this isn't mr. stark. ❞ ✦✧:·. 𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘, 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗘 :·.✦✧ in which one call with a cute spiderboy makes her whole world glow. ‣ following the events of avengers: endgame avengers x...
