𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨

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Chapter 64:
𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴡ ᴛᴇxᴛɪɴɢ 'ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ'ꜱ ᴛʜɪᴄᴋᴇꜱᴛ ᴀᴠᴇɴɢᴇʀꜱ'

PETER
(y/n) is so rude. she won't even come to the tower for us

LOKI
i agree. bitchism at its worst when it comes to her

(Y/N)
you're just mad you can't handle spicy gumbo, pussy

taste buds are trash

and parker, i know where you live^^^^

PETER
am i suppose to be scared of you? idgaf

BRUCE
it's like they forget she has access to guns, honestl...

WANDA
a shame, right?^ 😔

VISION
i know i am late, but i hear screaming? oh, and i see drones

TONY
haha, lol

WAIT, DRONES?

HARLEY
are they holding... plates of soup?

SHURI
wait, food?

PETER
BABE, I'M SORRY

LOKI
ARE THE BEST BITCH! THE BADDEST OF THEM ALL!

WANDA
i don't know if this is an insult..?

NATASHA
nah, (y/n) just has a degradation kink

BUCKY
ah, understandable

BRUCE
i'm going to ignore that as well..

(Y/N)
didn't you call me a queen? so rude, especially after i made you food

PETER
FOOD? THIS SHIT AIN'T FOOD

YOU LEGIT JUST PUT RAW MEAT IN A BOWL OF WATER AND PUT SALT AND PEPPER ON IT

LOKI
IS THAT A RAT TAIL IN MINE?

TONY
(y/n), sweetheart, did you hack edith?

(Y/N)
for one, i was hungry and had them deliver me chick-fil-a

but them loki and peter wanted to be brats so

SAM
they are little shits, aren't they?

BUCKY
especially that parker of yours

BLUE
your sebastian stan and anthony mackie are showing...

SAM
he carries JUICE BOXES

BUCKY
LIKE WHO DOES THAT?

STEVE
and for gods sake, watch your language!

CLINT
i hear steve choking on something. thank you 😊

(Y/N)
of course, farm daddy 😊

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